Alice Fraser

Yes, because it's for journalists, Andy!

No one is doing more to further the cause of American journalism than Dana White.

He's basically Woodward and Bernstein.

Wow.

Wow.

We finally found a sport Andy Zoltzman can get interested in.

I mean, listen, I saw the Dana White interview.

I saw a few people who had been at that event be interviewed afterwards.

And yeah, listen, if you're in a room where someone was shooting a gun, that is, you know, that's deeply frightening.

If they're shooting a gun at a head of state, that also has another layer of being deeply frightening.

But very little of that fear, which I imagine...

we would all have expressed, everyone on this recording right now, had we been there, did not seem to be present in any of the people who were actually in the room.

And I mean, I can't explain why that is.

I just know that there have been times where I've been at a party where some of the people at the party have been doing things that might lead them to not be able to express fear healthily.

I can't prove this.

This is based on absolutely nothing, but I imagine the bogs at the White House Correspondents' Dinner looked like they'd been a heavy sneezing fit by Tony Montana.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

They're men of the cloth, just like all the stockbrokers in the 1980s.

Those people were praying really fucking hard.