Alice Fraser

That's the name of my controversial Andy Zaltzman biopic.

Largely focused on his time editing the sports page of his university newspaper where he put several fake stories in.

That's actually true.

I've actually had quite a series of unsuccessful meetings trying to get my Jeffrey Epstein biopic, Bear With Me, off the ground.

And like the Michael Biopic, it doesn't dwell on the salacious details of his life, but rather focuses on his time as an options trader at Bear Stearns in the late 1970s.

And I've also been pitching a show.

There were obviously a couple of films made about the Emily Maitlis Prince Andrew interview.

And I'm pitching my movie watching the Maitlis Andrew interview about how I watched it with a few of my friends whilst having a beer.

Again, interest is low.