Alice Levine

We're so fluent in Latin now from British Scandal that we both know that that means... Remember you must die.

Exactly.

Yeah, I wonder if she's gone a bit big, as she kind of told on herself there.

Because the portrait was sort of a token, whereas this almost feels like payment.

A praline log.

OK, so no more Mr Nice Mary.

So she's basically gone from having no relationship with Elizabeth to now feeling like she could actually make a bid for the crown.

A 1500s pigeon?

You don't have smallpox, but you are about to die.

This is, even for the time, quite a kooky call.

I mean, I know that she doesn't want a hubby, she wants to be sole ruler, but this, this is pretty nuts, isn't it?

Okay, so he's a murderer.

Yep, I can see that.

It's a PR nightmare.

I'm being told to say allegedly.

I know he died a long time ago, but I believe his estate are incredibly litigious.

Robert Dudley just being passed from pillar to post, every queen in the land being like, no, I'm not going to marry him, no.

Or shagging your cousin.

Do you want drumstick?

You can have wing or do you want peacock thigh?