Alice
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And she may have been related to Zachary Taylor, but boy, was she just insufferable about it every single day.
For the like four years I knew her, she talked about how, well, my great grandfather, Zachary Taylor, the former president, said, and I was like, who is this crazy person?
So I have no personal vendetta.
Exactly.
And then I looked into him and I was like, that's your grandfather?
Not grandfather.
She insisted it was like a direct line.
It was like a great, great grandfather.
And she was like the sole heir.
I Wikipedia'd it since then, but she talked about it every single day.
And that's not an exaggeration.
It was like first grade, second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade.
And then I moved and I was like, good riddance to the Zachary Taylor spawn.
He literally didn't do anything.
And so I don't dislike him like as a person, but his great, great, great something talked about it all the time.
And then when I became older, I was like, I wish I knew how he did nothing so I could make fun of her for having an ineffective.
Yeah.
He did have gray hair.
He did have gray hair.
One year.