Alice

And she may have been related to Zachary Taylor, but boy, was she just insufferable about it every single day.

For the like four years I knew her, she talked about how, well, my great grandfather, Zachary Taylor, the former president, said, and I was like, who is this crazy person?

So I have no personal vendetta.

Exactly.

And then I looked into him and I was like, that's your grandfather?

Not grandfather.

She insisted it was like a direct line.

It was like a great, great grandfather.

And she was like the sole heir.

I Wikipedia'd it since then, but she talked about it every single day.

And that's not an exaggeration.

It was like first grade, second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade.

And then I moved and I was like, good riddance to the Zachary Taylor spawn.

He literally didn't do anything.

And so I don't dislike him like as a person, but his great, great, great something talked about it all the time.

And then when I became older, I was like, I wish I knew how he did nothing so I could make fun of her for having an ineffective.

Yeah.

He did have gray hair.

He did have gray hair.

One year.