Alice

I bought lots of chocolate.

I know you didn't bring any of it back for me I deserve that I deserve it there was the one that night that you were in Lidditz right before the one night you were in Lidditz Brittany threw up four times in one and a half hours and I had to wash four sets of sheets I ran out of sheets I was like that's rough I don't know what else to do kid I was hanging out at the bar in Lidditz drinking you were you were you had the better end of the deal but I did jilt you at the gate so I'm very sorry about that Lidditz is amazing I wish I were there

Their artwork is fantastic.

It's going to be fun, y'all.

They're like, thank goodness, because Alice is rambling.

Can you tell us how you came to call your son Squanto?

Yes, this is a long-running descriptor of my son, because I think it's been two or three years now.

He has a true devotion, and I do not say this lightly, nor with any guile.

He has a true devotion to Squanto the man.

He owns approximately seven or eight homes.

biographies of Squanto.

He's six years old.

This started when he was about three, when he first learned about Squanto at his little Montessori school.

And he dresses up like Squanto year-round all the time.

He eats with a wooden spoon, just like Squanto did.

And he truly loves Squanto the man.

He knows everything about Squanto.

And because he runs around shirtless with a wooden spoon and calls himself Squanto, we call him Squanto.

Hey, how are you?

I'm all right.