Alice

It's pretty awesome.

I didn't understand it when I first started dating Mr. Alice.

And we went to the Vulcan statue all the time.

And I was like, what is this weird obsession with the Vulcan?

It does look like a god.

He is a god, but not in that way.

Yeah.

Maybe at one point they did.

It does kind of look.

Yeah, you're right.

They would definitely unearth and be like, this is this is the God of the South, I guess.

Of course, I was pretty obsessed with the Olympics as all good Americans, I guess.

They're all so good because I have zero knowledge of any of like immediately as soon as closing ceremonies happen, all the rules and knowledge that I've gained in the last two weeks fall out of my head.

So it's like I learned the sports anew every four years.

The thing with the Winter Olympics is...

You know, there's all these jokes online of like, we should have a regular person do it.

You can't do that with any of the Winter Olympics sports.

A regular person will die in 100% of the sports.

Curling.

Except for curling.