Alice
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That's the Montessori method.
These guys, you think they would ever know that injecting their wee-wees, making them bigger, would somehow...
expand the physics of their suits just enough to allow these meters that would allow them to win.
We're talking meters.
We are not talking like centimeters.
We're talking meters is the difference of what penis gate.
That's why it's such a gate because it's really big.
They were sitting around all day being bros, probably drinking a lot of beer.
And they were like, you know, it's like a sail on a boat.
Sails on a boat.
How could we get our crotches to have like sails?
And that's why Maria Montessori is really where Penisgate started.
Oh, no, no, no.
Here's what I'm thinking.
I have all these dialogues.
If I were a screenwriter, I would have written so many plays at this point.
But I just imagine everyone opened up.
Everyone's at the Olympic Village.