Alie Ward

You are your most important partner at the end of the day and you deserve to say, hey buddy, I love you to yourself.

I myself love Valentine's Day, not at all for the romance of it, but as an opportunity to send Valentine's to friends and family like we did in third grade and just tell them that you love them and appreciate them.

For years, I would sneak around like on the night of the 13th

to friends' houses, and I'd leave them valentines under their windshield wipers or on their doorstep.

One year, I was giving out notes, and I left some peanut butter Reese's hearts on my friend's porch with little notes, my friends Mackenzie and Catherine, who were roommates.

And in the morning, Catherine texted me to let me know that she found them, but a possum or a

and that she had oily peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over her doorstep.

So that one was a miss, but it's a thought that counts.

So write some notes, tell everyone you love them.

There's no better time, and it's needed greatly.

Also, no better time to test that junk.

Go out, take it for a spin, use it for fun, if you're both consenting and into it and safe.

Okay, bye-bye.

Hackadermatology.

Mamiology.

Cryptozoology.

Litology.

Oh, hey, it's that classroom desk chair that cracks your back perfectly.

This is Allie Ward.

This is Ologies.