Alie Ward

Oh, geez.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, geez.

So how come, why do some of us retain our teeth for as long as we can and others are just like popping them off?

Many patrons had teeth on the brain, including mycolologist Janet R., Dame Camacho, Emily Stauffer, Talia Dunyak, CRH, and Nancy K. Clark.

And yeah, by the age of three, most tiny people have all 20 of their baby teeth, with 32 hanging out in a jaw condominium upstairs.

And if you've ever seen x-rays of baby heads or medical specimens, rest in peace.

It looks like a lotus pod.

And if you don't have natal osteophobia, then your trypophobia of holes will definitely kick in.

Round nubbins housed in holes.

As your internet father dad word, I do not recommend Googling baby skulls in general, but definitely not in a packed cafe on a Sunday afternoon full of matcha drinkers.

I wanted to keep looking.

I also had to close the tab.

But yeah, summoning the tooth fairy.

They're like, it's a prototype.

Yeah.

You mentioned salamanders.

Right, but just not an actual odontode.

Going back to replacing teeth, like sharks replacing teeth,

It seems like that would be really expensive to use those minerals to regrow, right?