Alison Rosen
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's nice, I guess.
And then I thought about it for a second.
I thought, wait a second.
Moe Damoshek's not on Twitter.
Is Mama Carolla on Twitter?
No one's mother's on Twitter.
You're not sending her a personal message to thank her for being a great mom.
You're showing the world what a terrific kid you are, how adorable –
What a sweetheart I am.
See everybody?
Everybody reading this?
Look how I take the time to honor someone else who's special in my life.
They're not seeing the message.
So stop wasting my time with your personalized greetings on Twitter to your loved ones.
You're right, I'm going to miss so-and-so.
And I've railed against R.I.P.
before, too, because in a world now consumed by LOL and IDK and everything else, the pioneer of this nonsense, of this abbreviated nonsense, was that lazy tombstone maker who in the 19th century was thinking like that.
Don't break the seal.