Alison Rosen
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Podcast Appearances
If the Unabomber is any indication.
No, no.
Oh, no.
Young Unabomber.
I would have gone out with him.
Super attractive.
Back then.
No, I'm not into the whole cabin survivalist thing he has going on now.
But back in the day.
Very, very attractive.
That's why being fat and young is so sad.
Well, that's why it's weird when you see these women who are in their 40s who are, like, in the best shape of their lives, but they have these kind of oldish-looking faces.
It's like they probably finally attained the bodies they want.
It's too late.
There's a fuckability quotient or a prime that every woman, even the craziest, bitchiest woman at one point was, yeah.
I know.
You can get an app for that now.
I just bring it.