Allie Ward

So who knows?

We're living in a simulation.

I need you to know I really don't eat bugles often.

And while I ate bugles a few weeks back when this was recorded, I also ate bugles last night after your pod mother and I had done some gardening.

But while I'm generally doing a poor job of parenting myself lately, let's see how the roaches are faring.

So many patrons asked about roaches starting a family, including Casa Reed Dean, Oliver Callis, Key Lime Pie, Simone Francour, Potato Puffer, Shayla Borger, and Kimberly Peck.

Needed to know.

What kind of babies are we talking?

Some of them are popping out egg cases.

Some of them are doing live births.

I thought so, too.

I thought... I didn't know where they were going with bugles, but now we know.

Aww.

Do roaches have like one opening, such as a cloaca?

Not really, kiddo.

But they do have a multi-purpose anus, like a pea and poo shoot.

And then the boys got dazzling asymmetric architectural dongs called phalameres.

And...

a genital appendage rhythmically inserted into a sweetheart to help with sperm transfer.

And this organ is called a titillator.