Alyssa

He was the only grandfather I knew.

He was the only grandfather I knew.

Bougie, glamorous. It had these big, huge bay windows in the living room that just overlooked the whole entire skyline of Manhattan. The bedroom is what I remember the most. Mirrors everywhere. The bed. That bed, that duvet cover was all monogrammed. Everything was SDS and baby blue. The pillowcases, the duvet, the towels, everything.

Bougie, glamorous. It had these big, huge bay windows in the living room that just overlooked the whole entire skyline of Manhattan. The bedroom is what I remember the most. Mirrors everywhere. The bed. That bed, that duvet cover was all monogrammed. Everything was SDS and baby blue. The pillowcases, the duvet, the towels, everything.

Shirley Dorothy. Dorothy Sachs.

Shirley Dorothy. Dorothy Sachs.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Yep, there you go. That's hilarious. Gotta love her.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Yep, there you go. That's hilarious. Gotta love her.

I always heard, you know, scam, things like that. Like, don't get yourself set up in that. You're going to get yourself somewhere where you don't want to be. Don't get involved with people like that. Shirley was always involved in some sort of scam or scheme or something.

I always heard, you know, scam, things like that. Like, don't get yourself set up in that. You're going to get yourself somewhere where you don't want to be. Don't get involved with people like that. Shirley was always involved in some sort of scam or scheme or something.

Albert's love for Shirley was so fucking blind. Excuse me.

Albert's love for Shirley was so fucking blind. Excuse me.

She could do no wrong in his eyes. When she got thrown in jail for, what, 19 months, Albert was driving from Manhattan down to Framingham every weekend to visit her ass in jail. I mean, that's true love. That's commitment right there.

She could do no wrong in his eyes. When she got thrown in jail for, what, 19 months, Albert was driving from Manhattan down to Framingham every weekend to visit her ass in jail. I mean, that's true love. That's commitment right there.

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.