Alyssa

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Close the curtains. Lights out.

Close the curtains. Lights out.