Alyssa

She could do no wrong in his eyes. When she got thrown in jail for, what, 19 months, Albert was driving from Manhattan down to Framingham every weekend to visit her ass in jail. I mean, that's true love. That's commitment right there.

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

Hey, Moron here. View on your bebes. So I recently had a baby and my husband and I are going on our first trip without the baby. So my mom is going to be watching bebe at home while we meet our in-laws in Vegas for a birthday celebration for someone. My in-laws tend to book connecting rooms at hotels for us. Now, very appreciative that they, you know, booked the room. However, what are you nuts?

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.

This is our first trip after a baby. I don't want a open door in between me and my in-laws. Is this not absurd behavior? My husband doesn't agree.

Hi, I'm Alyssa, and I'm Alex's mother. I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness, and her energy for having fun from me, and all the other good stuff from her dad. My house is a little cleaner when she's not around, but other than that, we miss her energy.

Hi, I'm Alyssa, and I'm Alex's mother. I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness, and her energy for having fun from me, and all the other good stuff from her dad. My house is a little cleaner when she's not around, but other than that, we miss her energy.

Hi, I'm Alyssa, and I'm Alex's mother. I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness, and her energy for having fun from me, and all the other good stuff from her dad. My house is a little cleaner when she's not around, but other than that, we miss her energy.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, how are you today, Dr. John?

Hey, how are you today, Dr. John?

Hey, how are you today, Dr. John?

Not great, but better than I deserve.

Not great, but better than I deserve.

Not great, but better than I deserve.

Okay, so I wrote this all down to kind of keep me from going down too many bunny trails. Okay. I hope you have your waders on because this is going to be a deep mess.