Alzo Slade

You know, forever, I'd go to the barbershop, and dudes would be coming in, selling soap and lotion and socks, and I never understood where they got it from. Now I know.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

Can you imagine? You know, IKEA has the arrows so you can walk through the whole store. And then you get to this part and you say, look how many anti-tank mines you can fit in a 250 square foot apartment. Oh, yeah.

Can you imagine? You know, IKEA has the arrows so you can walk through the whole store. And then you get to this part and you say, look how many anti-tank mines you can fit in a 250 square foot apartment. Oh, yeah.

Can you imagine? You know, IKEA has the arrows so you can walk through the whole store. And then you get to this part and you say, look how many anti-tank mines you can fit in a 250 square foot apartment. Oh, yeah.

You've heard the phrase, don't get too attached. Well, a couple just did the opposite when they got magnets implanted under their skin so when they hold hands, the magnets actually pull their skin together and they stick. I know. Yuck. Sadie Rindu and her fiance, Hannah Hansman, both in their 20s, wanted to get, quote, closer and express their love.