Alzo Slade

How did he notice that it was speeding it up? That's a good question.

Probably he was watching the commercial, and they say side effects may include speeding up your death.

Probably he was watching the commercial, and they say side effects may include speeding up your death.

Probably he was watching the commercial, and they say side effects may include speeding up your death.

Yeah. Shrinkage. Shrinkage. He just started watching daytime television out of the blue.

Yeah. Shrinkage. Shrinkage. He just started watching daytime television out of the blue.

Yeah. Shrinkage. Shrinkage. He just started watching daytime television out of the blue.

Only watching CBS. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Only watching CBS. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Only watching CBS. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

How does that work? Does a guy just show up with a spray?

How does that work? Does a guy just show up with a spray?

How does that work? Does a guy just show up with a spray?

I mean, that's real. It's like your alarm doesn't go off. That's the universe speaking. Yes, it is.

I mean, that's real. It's like your alarm doesn't go off. That's the universe speaking. Yes, it is.

I mean, that's real. It's like your alarm doesn't go off. That's the universe speaking. Yes, it is.

What other alarms are there? Do people still have clocks next to their bed? Those were

What other alarms are there? Do people still have clocks next to their bed? Those were

What other alarms are there? Do people still have clocks next to their bed? Those were

I need him to write a million dollar check.