Alzo Slade

I get surprised sometimes at the items that are locked up. Absolutely. I'm like, why is deodorant locked up? If somebody gets the deodorant, that means they're going to smell better. They should steal it. Yeah, we should be helping them. We should be giving it away. Let's smell better than this town.

You know, forever, I'd go to the barbershop, and dudes would be coming in, selling soap and lotion and socks, and I never understood where they got it from. Now I know.

You know, forever, I'd go to the barbershop, and dudes would be coming in, selling soap and lotion and socks, and I never understood where they got it from. Now I know.

You know, forever, I'd go to the barbershop, and dudes would be coming in, selling soap and lotion and socks, and I never understood where they got it from. Now I know.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

Well, you know, as soon as they start unlocking, you're going to see me at barbershops again.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

I haven't seen anybody read a book in a long time. Anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

Much less on the sideline of a game. I feel like y'all need new friends.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

No, everyone's on their phones. If he were like scrolling on his phone, I'd be like, all right.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

But he brought out a book. I'm thinking if I'm on A.J. Brown's team and he's supposed to be giving like, you know, the speech to rile us up. Yeah. And he's reading a book before the speech. And then he comes in the circle and he says, guys, we have the power within ourselves to go out onto the field and defeat the opponent. Yeah.

Can you imagine? You know, IKEA has the arrows so you can walk through the whole store. And then you get to this part and you say, look how many anti-tank mines you can fit in a 250 square foot apartment. Oh, yeah.