Amber Rosolero

You just couldn't be arsed opening my letters.

It's nothing to do with the legalities.

The only ones I actually enjoy opening are the ones that are handwritten and just say Vogue Williams Homes.

Yeah.

Because I always know that's going to be something interesting.

So anyway, these ones, I thought they were maybe from the bank or something like that.

Right.

And then after that happened and I thought I got a speeding ticket, I was like, fuck, I better check this.

So I opened one and it was a fixed charge notice for basically parking in a loading bay in Hoth.

And then there was another similar letter.

And this was the second warning to pay the fixed charge notice or challenge it.

for the alleged offense, okay?

So tried to figure out, I was like, hold on a second.

So I know a few people that own businesses down where I parked.

I knew exactly what the date was because it was Naomi's birthday and we went for dinner for her birthday.

And I was like, I did not park in a loading bay.

And the only loading bay there is, is outside the bar, which is now for seating.

So I got onto my friend who owns the bar O'Connell's.

I got onto my other friend who owns King Citric.

I got them to check their CCTV and they couldn't see anything.