Amber Tamblyn

She was Charlie Harper's daughter, who was basically just a woman version of him, just a alcoholic, foul mouth womanizer.

And so I also was like, I actually don't really care if I do two and a half men.

This is not like an audition that's going to break me.

And so I was rude.

To all of the men in the room.

And got the part.

Men like that, don't they?

Sometimes those types of men do.

I mean, as I said, I know narcissistic white men very well.

Although both of them are lovely and John Cryer is especially wonderful.

I think I had also signed in on the audition sheet a fake name, which is kind of like a really messed up thing to do, especially if you're going up first in the morning.

I think I signed in as Jennifer Lawrence.

Because then everyone who comes after you is looking and they're like, oh, fuck, Jennifer Lawrence auditioned for this shit?

Shit.

Okay, I gotta up my game.

So you have a little bit of a sadomasochist streak in you.

I guess so.

God, Debbie's getting real tonight.

Someone get me a drink.

I think we can make that happen.