Amber

He also said I was talking about the marathon too much.

Anyway, I finished it and was super proud of myself for getting a decent time.

Four hours, ten minutes.

Well done, bravo.

They're not actually writing it to us, so I don't know why I'm saying that.

Now, a few weeks later, my boyfriend has made marathon training his entire personality and he's decided he wants to take on a marathon just so he can beat my time.

Oh, what an asshole.

It's seriously pissing me off because he wasn't once supportive when I was doing it, but now it just seems like he wants to run a marathon purely to embarrass me.

Am I the asshole for being seriously fucked off with him?

That's another one for the bin.

I don't think he's for the bin because it says there's something Spencer would do.

I was literally going to say that is so Spencer, such a thing that Spencer would do.

That wouldn't really bother me though, I have to say.

I'd find that funny, but Spenny and I are quite... Four hours, 10.

Well done, by the way.

That's very good.

Spenny and I are quite competitive anyway, but that wouldn't really bother me.

I'd just have to do something else to beat him.

Would you like some of the spoofers and the legends of 2026?

Will we finish on that?