Amie Balesky

Oh, it was terrible.

It was terrible.

So we went to the ER and they're like, we don't know what what were you doing?

What were you doing?

So I have my entire stomach mesh all the way down.

She's because of it.

And then from there.

And you're still working 12 hours a day doing readings for people.

Yeah, I've had 28 surgeries altogether, including brain surgery.

You name it, the whole nine yards.

But I also, that is where my little freaky gifts come from because I've had four near-death experiences because of it, right?

So I had cancer when I was five.

I had my second one.

um, because of, I now know it was from my curing malformation stuff and I ended up getting meningitis from it.

And then I ended up having my brain surgery that ended up, um, having me to have the experience of me floating out of my body, seeing it and everything like that.

And realizing that the world is just not only fucking amazing, but there's more to it, right?

Like your consciousness lives on.

And then my third one was because my bladder, um,

The most interesting time in your life is when you're at work and you sneeze and your asshole falls out.

Let me tell you that.