Amy Schumer

Don't you like when someone's like, I guess I looked at Wikipedia and feels like a hero?

Don't you like when someone's like, I guess I looked at Wikipedia and feels like a hero?

Don't you like when someone's like, I guess I looked at Wikipedia and feels like a hero?

Well, I was like actress, but I got really into volleyball. And then I had a bad surfing accident. Oh. And so I was taken out for the season. And I don't know if I could have played D1, but I was definitely going to play in college.

Well, I was like actress, but I got really into volleyball. And then I had a bad surfing accident. Oh. And so I was taken out for the season. And I don't know if I could have played D1, but I was definitely going to play in college.

Well, I was like actress, but I got really into volleyball. And then I had a bad surfing accident. Oh. And so I was taken out for the season. And I don't know if I could have played D1, but I was definitely going to play in college.

Somewhere. But you couldn't play volleyball and do the plays.

Somewhere. But you couldn't play volleyball and do the plays.

Somewhere. But you couldn't play volleyball and do the plays.

Oh, God. I mean, I ran for... I believe I ran for president of student council as a freshman. That'll put a target on your back. Just to make a speech. But I could be getting it wrong. It might have been junior high. But I believe it was... I believe it was I believe it was high school. And I just I made a speech and it was all lies. I talked about growing up on a farm in Iowa.

Oh, God. I mean, I ran for... I believe I ran for president of student council as a freshman. That'll put a target on your back. Just to make a speech. But I could be getting it wrong. It might have been junior high. But I believe it was... I believe it was I believe it was high school. And I just I made a speech and it was all lies. I talked about growing up on a farm in Iowa.

Oh, God. I mean, I ran for... I believe I ran for president of student council as a freshman. That'll put a target on your back. Just to make a speech. But I could be getting it wrong. It might have been junior high. But I believe it was... I believe it was I believe it was high school. And I just I made a speech and it was all lies. I talked about growing up on a farm in Iowa.

I would you know, if there was a bake sale, I would bring in a ton of toast, you know, and like have a sign like toast. Like I just was an idiot and just like thought I was so funny.

I would you know, if there was a bake sale, I would bring in a ton of toast, you know, and like have a sign like toast. Like I just was an idiot and just like thought I was so funny.

I would you know, if there was a bake sale, I would bring in a ton of toast, you know, and like have a sign like toast. Like I just was an idiot and just like thought I was so funny.

I know I don't know I really think my parents lied to me so much and I just believed it and then when I found out they were lying I was too late and I had this like inner confidence and it was just too late it couldn't be shaken it couldn't wait are either of your parents funny yeah my dad they're both funny my dad's really funny my mom is like is funny cuckoo too in a good way

I know I don't know I really think my parents lied to me so much and I just believed it and then when I found out they were lying I was too late and I had this like inner confidence and it was just too late it couldn't be shaken it couldn't wait are either of your parents funny yeah my dad they're both funny my dad's really funny my mom is like is funny cuckoo too in a good way

I know I don't know I really think my parents lied to me so much and I just believed it and then when I found out they were lying I was too late and I had this like inner confidence and it was just too late it couldn't be shaken it couldn't wait are either of your parents funny yeah my dad they're both funny my dad's really funny my mom is like is funny cuckoo too in a good way

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're both really funny. He's hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're both really funny. He's hilarious.