Amy Schumer

You are. When I was going through... I guess it was like a year ago. And the internet really came for me after doing a bunch of press. And I was like, okay, everybody, relax. But then I was like... But then doctors were chiming in in the comments. And they were like, no, no, we think something's really up. Your face looks so crazy that we think something's up. And I'm like...

i'm like wait i'm getting trolled by doctors you know and they were like we think you have something called cushing and it's like about spiking cortisol like about you know cortisol levels and you know steroids you know injection whatever and i was like wait okay i was like fuck off and then i was like wait i have been getting steroid injections um for my um in my scars um god here you know you're everybody in your audience is gonna want to fuck me um

i'm like wait i'm getting trolled by doctors you know and they were like we think you have something called cushing and it's like about spiking cortisol like about you know cortisol levels and you know steroids you know injection whatever and i was like wait okay i was like fuck off and then i was like wait i have been getting steroid injections um for my um in my scars um god here you know you're everybody in your audience is gonna want to fuck me um

i'm like wait i'm getting trolled by doctors you know and they were like we think you have something called cushing and it's like about spiking cortisol like about you know cortisol levels and you know steroids you know injection whatever and i was like wait okay i was like fuck off and then i was like wait i have been getting steroid injections um for my um in my scars um god here you know you're everybody in your audience is gonna want to fuck me um

I had a breast reduction, you know, C-section, whatever. And I'm like, you know, and so I got these, I was getting these steroid injections. And so it gave me this thing called Cushing syndrome, which I wouldn't have known if the internet hadn't come for me so hard. So right before I started filming Kind of Pregnant, which you guys have to check out on Netflix. We're getting there.

I had a breast reduction, you know, C-section, whatever. And I'm like, you know, and so I got these, I was getting these steroid injections. And so it gave me this thing called Cushing syndrome, which I wouldn't have known if the internet hadn't come for me so hard. So right before I started filming Kind of Pregnant, which you guys have to check out on Netflix. We're getting there.

I had a breast reduction, you know, C-section, whatever. And I'm like, you know, and so I got these, I was getting these steroid injections. And so it gave me this thing called Cushing syndrome, which I wouldn't have known if the internet hadn't come for me so hard. So right before I started filming Kind of Pregnant, which you guys have to check out on Netflix. We're getting there.

I was like before right before we started rolling was when I learned I had this condition and that I had something called moon face. And then there's just I'm starring in a movie and there's a camera right in my face and I'm like.

I was like before right before we started rolling was when I learned I had this condition and that I had something called moon face. And then there's just I'm starring in a movie and there's a camera right in my face and I'm like.

I was like before right before we started rolling was when I learned I had this condition and that I had something called moon face. And then there's just I'm starring in a movie and there's a camera right in my face and I'm like.

and they're like rolling and I'm like oh my god and uh you know I asked some of the people close to me and everyone's like you look great you know but then you have like your one friend from high school that's like your face is looking like a little bit insane and you're like okay I love you yeah And so anyway, I got rid of like, it just has to work itself out.

and they're like rolling and I'm like oh my god and uh you know I asked some of the people close to me and everyone's like you look great you know but then you have like your one friend from high school that's like your face is looking like a little bit insane and you're like okay I love you yeah And so anyway, I got rid of like, it just has to work itself out.

and they're like rolling and I'm like oh my god and uh you know I asked some of the people close to me and everyone's like you look great you know but then you have like your one friend from high school that's like your face is looking like a little bit insane and you're like okay I love you yeah And so anyway, I got rid of like, it just has to work itself out.

There are two, there are two kinds of cushioning where, and one of them you could die. And so for like 24 hours I was like, I'm dead. Yeah. So I was feeling really down on myself before I started filming this movie.

There are two, there are two kinds of cushioning where, and one of them you could die. And so for like 24 hours I was like, I'm dead. Yeah. So I was feeling really down on myself before I started filming this movie.

There are two, there are two kinds of cushioning where, and one of them you could die. And so for like 24 hours I was like, I'm dead. Yeah. So I was feeling really down on myself before I started filming this movie.

Yeah. i was feeling so down on myself and i was like really having trouble figuring out how i was going to star in a movie while i had this going on and it just took one

Yeah. i was feeling so down on myself and i was like really having trouble figuring out how i was going to star in a movie while i had this going on and it just took one

Yeah. i was feeling so down on myself and i was like really having trouble figuring out how i was going to star in a movie while i had this going on and it just took one

friend who this girl Lorraine who lives in New Orleans um who's a director Lorraine Cafferty she uh she was like you know what and you know I think you look fucking great and you're gonna like she just and I just needed one person to just amp me up And I, you know. And you're like, let's go. Which is also, did you see the movie Young Adult? No. Oh, with Charlize Theron? Wait, no.