Amy Schumer

Probably. It probably would have scared him.

I have to be honest and just say that that was not... the that was not written by me that part and also the part in train wreck where i come out and dance was not my idea either it wasn't no this is this is that's the male intervention okay it was kind of funny we'll give them that yeah the zamboni was funny yeah um okay and also thank you for like telling everyone the end of my movie

I have to be honest and just say that that was not... the that was not written by me that part and also the part in train wreck where i come out and dance was not my idea either it wasn't no this is this is that's the male intervention okay it was kind of funny we'll give them that yeah the zamboni was funny yeah um okay and also thank you for like telling everyone the end of my movie

I have to be honest and just say that that was not... the that was not written by me that part and also the part in train wreck where i come out and dance was not my idea either it wasn't no this is this is that's the male intervention okay it was kind of funny we'll give them that yeah the zamboni was funny yeah um okay and also thank you for like telling everyone the end of my movie

No, nobody would remember.

No, nobody would remember.

No, nobody would remember.

making this special stand up special and then I found out I was pregnant and we're like okay great that'll be part of the doc and then I was so sick I had something called hyperemesis gravidarum which This is good. Anybody listening? If you have severe nausea and vomiting and everyone's going, it's the first trimester. And you're like, I don't know. Hyperemesis gravidarum. That's a word.

making this special stand up special and then I found out I was pregnant and we're like okay great that'll be part of the doc and then I was so sick I had something called hyperemesis gravidarum which This is good. Anybody listening? If you have severe nausea and vomiting and everyone's going, it's the first trimester. And you're like, I don't know. Hyperemesis gravidarum. That's a word.

making this special stand up special and then I found out I was pregnant and we're like okay great that'll be part of the doc and then I was so sick I had something called hyperemesis gravidarum which This is good. Anybody listening? If you have severe nausea and vomiting and everyone's going, it's the first trimester. And you're like, I don't know. Hyperemesis gravidarum. That's a word.

Wait, hyper? Hyperemesis gravidarum. So say it like slow. Slow. Hyper. Hyper. No. Hyper. Hyper means like a lot. Emesis means nausea.

Wait, hyper? Hyperemesis gravidarum. So say it like slow. Slow. Hyper. Hyper. No. Hyper. Hyper means like a lot. Emesis means nausea.

Wait, hyper? Hyperemesis gravidarum. So say it like slow. Slow. Hyper. Hyper. No. Hyper. Hyper means like a lot. Emesis means nausea.

Emesis means vomiting.

Emesis means vomiting.

Emesis means vomiting.

Hyper emesis gravidarum. Gravidarum. I feel like we're in like the craft and we're like hyper emesis gravidarum. Like we're going to make a skull. But yes, and they really underdiagnose everything with women. Of course. Including endometriosis. Hello, you're not supposed to have vile cramps. That's not normal. It usually takes 10 years to get a diagnosis for endometriosis. It's fucking insane.

Hyper emesis gravidarum. Gravidarum. I feel like we're in like the craft and we're like hyper emesis gravidarum. Like we're going to make a skull. But yes, and they really underdiagnose everything with women. Of course. Including endometriosis. Hello, you're not supposed to have vile cramps. That's not normal. It usually takes 10 years to get a diagnosis for endometriosis. It's fucking insane.

Hyper emesis gravidarum. Gravidarum. I feel like we're in like the craft and we're like hyper emesis gravidarum. Like we're going to make a skull. But yes, and they really underdiagnose everything with women. Of course. Including endometriosis. Hello, you're not supposed to have vile cramps. That's not normal. It usually takes 10 years to get a diagnosis for endometriosis. It's fucking insane.

Anyway, something's up. Yep. It's not just normal. You're not being dramatic. Anyway, and then my husband was on the spectrum. No, I'm just kidding. So then after we were married like a couple months later, He would just do things where I'd be like... It would be such a different response than I was... That, like, sort of we were used to, you know?