Andrew Callaghan

And she was like, don't you feel like it's kind of a male privilege thing for you to be able to hitchhike? And I was like, first of all, most dudes don't have the nuts to hitchhike. Secondly, yes. However, that doesn't disqualify my story from being interesting.

Also, female privilege, you got to pay five bucks. I had to pay 100.

Also, female privilege, you got to pay five bucks. I had to pay 100.

Also, female privilege, you got to pay five bucks. I had to pay 100.

Well, I just was the youngest person on the road in a place called Crowley, Louisiana, and a gay Honduran man thought that I was a gay prostitute, took me to a little place where you have sex with gay prostitutes, and then I told him I wasn't, and he was hella chill. Oh, he wasn't like, oh, dang.

Well, I just was the youngest person on the road in a place called Crowley, Louisiana, and a gay Honduran man thought that I was a gay prostitute, took me to a little place where you have sex with gay prostitutes, and then I told him I wasn't, and he was hella chill. Oh, he wasn't like, oh, dang.

Well, I just was the youngest person on the road in a place called Crowley, Louisiana, and a gay Honduran man thought that I was a gay prostitute, took me to a little place where you have sex with gay prostitutes, and then I told him I wasn't, and he was hella chill. Oh, he wasn't like, oh, dang.

He couldn't believe it because apparently the place that I was at was a cruising truck stop where a lot of lizards of the male variety would procure clients. But he was chill. I think he just wanted like a handjob.

He couldn't believe it because apparently the place that I was at was a cruising truck stop where a lot of lizards of the male variety would procure clients. But he was chill. I think he just wanted like a handjob.

He couldn't believe it because apparently the place that I was at was a cruising truck stop where a lot of lizards of the male variety would procure clients. But he was chill. I think he just wanted like a handjob.

No, I didn't provide the handjob, but I was like, good luck. And he was like, it's all good. I'll find one by the end of the day.

No, I didn't provide the handjob, but I was like, good luck. And he was like, it's all good. I'll find one by the end of the day.

No, I didn't provide the handjob, but I was like, good luck. And he was like, it's all good. I'll find one by the end of the day.

Yeah, respect.

Yeah, respect.

Yeah, respect.

Dude, I'm so happy you brought that up. Because when I was hitchhiking, I would use couchsurfing almost every night to find a place to stay. It was easier back then because you could just bomb applications. I could hit like 100 people up in one night. Now I think it's 10 per day, which makes it harder.

Dude, I'm so happy you brought that up. Because when I was hitchhiking, I would use couchsurfing almost every night to find a place to stay. It was easier back then because you could just bomb applications. I could hit like 100 people up in one night. Now I think it's 10 per day, which makes it harder.

Dude, I'm so happy you brought that up. Because when I was hitchhiking, I would use couchsurfing almost every night to find a place to stay. It was easier back then because you could just bomb applications. I could hit like 100 people up in one night. Now I think it's 10 per day, which makes it harder.

Yeah, I mean, I only had one bad experience on couchsurfing. What happened? I didn't read in the description that this place I was going to in Dallas was clothing optional. For me, that just meant like you can walk to the bathroom naked. Like I'm not going to be pissed if I see you walking around naked. But I didn't realize that was like obvious code for a nudist colony. Oh.