Andrew Gruel
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
People don't realize you need a chip on your shoulder.
Nowadays, you couldn't do any of this.
If you did the gassing on the ice, all of that, you'd be reported to the school board and be out of a job instantaneously.
It's kitchens.
You know what?
It's kitchens nowadays, right?
Now you've got to tiptoe around.
You can't say anything.
You can't say move your ass.
In the middle of service, you know, the guy over there on pantry, he's got 40 tickets because he's trying to text and you want to throw him out of the kitchen.
You can't do that.
That's assault.
I was six years old.
I remember my soccer coach would just chain smoke cigarettes, light another Marlboro Red with the new one, the old one, et cetera.
And it would always put me on defense and I hated it.
And I'm like, coach, I want to get up there.
I want to score a goal.
He goes, you're an idiot over there picking the flowers.
He goes, you want to get up there and play?
Well, then stop being an idiot.