Andrew Hawkins

Yeah, that is a part of the sport and there is like layers to the shit talk because there's like the situations, kind of like what Mike is talking about. I've been in the league and I've been shit talking someone who is clearly superior to my playing ability. And I'm like, man, I cannot wait for this game to get over because I'm writing checks that my ass can't cash. And so...

Yeah, that is a part of the sport and there is like layers to the shit talk because there's like the situations, kind of like what Mike is talking about. I've been in the league and I've been shit talking someone who is clearly superior to my playing ability. And I'm like, man, I cannot wait for this game to get over because I'm writing checks that my ass can't cash. And so...

You're like, you go through this game and you're being dominated and you're trying and you're like, God, I just want to get out of here. And then there is the version where you're like, I got to get this person out of the game, out of their game and focused on something else. You tried this with James Harrison, didn't you? Yeah, I did it because it was just fun. It was like...

You're like, you go through this game and you're being dominated and you're trying and you're like, God, I just want to get out of here. And then there is the version where you're like, I got to get this person out of the game, out of their game and focused on something else. You tried this with James Harrison, didn't you? Yeah, I did it because it was just fun. It was like...

James Harrison focusing on trying to kill me and not focusing on getting the quarterback was like, A, it helps my team, but also it's like playing a little bit of a game of chicken. It's like, man, am I going to make it out of this game without dying? I didn't, that game specifically. I went to the hospital. But the whole thrill of being like, man, I wonder if I can do this and get away with it.

James Harrison focusing on trying to kill me and not focusing on getting the quarterback was like, A, it helps my team, but also it's like playing a little bit of a game of chicken. It's like, man, am I going to make it out of this game without dying? I didn't, that game specifically. I went to the hospital. But the whole thrill of being like, man, I wonder if I can do this and get away with it.

It did, man. When you came to? When I came to, I'm like... What is that? Oh, did we have a party? Yes, we did.

It did, man. When you came to? When I came to, I'm like... What is that? Oh, did we have a party? Yes, we did.

Hardest I've ever taken some shit talking was from the crowd. High school basketball game. And my brother was playing for the Bengals at the time, and they were not very good. And they started chanting a bunch of stuff about my brother. Like, I'm okay if you shit talk me. But that got under my skin so bad. I played horribly.

Hardest I've ever taken some shit talking was from the crowd. High school basketball game. And my brother was playing for the Bengals at the time, and they were not very good. And they started chanting a bunch of stuff about my brother. Like, I'm okay if you shit talk me. But that got under my skin so bad. I played horribly.

And then after the game, I tried to go up in the student section and fight. And, yeah, it was like one of those. That was the one time where I wish I could. Penn Cambria was the name of the high school. They got me good, Penn Cambria. But this war isn't over.

And then after the game, I tried to go up in the student section and fight. And, yeah, it was like one of those. That was the one time where I wish I could. Penn Cambria was the name of the high school. They got me good, Penn Cambria. But this war isn't over.

Goodness gracious.

Goodness gracious.

I was going to say, you guys are doing pretty good at shit talking to me.

I was going to say, you guys are doing pretty good at shit talking to me.

Give me another word. The Vortex is like the Nerf one with the tail on it.

Give me another word. The Vortex is like the Nerf one with the tail on it.

It was kind of only for the long ball competition because when you tried to play actual backyard football with it, it became tough. Dude, you could throw bullets with that thing. But it was hard to aim because it was like your perception of where you were throwing. It would go like 10 yards further. You need some touch precision, Dan. Maybe that was it.

It was kind of only for the long ball competition because when you tried to play actual backyard football with it, it became tough. Dude, you could throw bullets with that thing. But it was hard to aim because it was like your perception of where you were throwing. It would go like 10 yards further. You need some touch precision, Dan. Maybe that was it.