Andrew Hawkins

Dude, I love it.

Dude, I love it.

You'd beat him in pole vaulting. I'm old and slow now. I think that there is so much content on this show that goes malnourished. Tell me about it. That is a superhero plot right there. That in order for his superpowers to kick in, he has to taste blood. Dan's still talking his shit, huh? So he has to get punched in the face. Something has to happen to make you taste his own blood.

You'd beat him in pole vaulting. I'm old and slow now. I think that there is so much content on this show that goes malnourished. Tell me about it. That is a superhero plot right there. That in order for his superpowers to kick in, he has to taste blood. Dan's still talking his shit, huh? So he has to get punched in the face. Something has to happen to make you taste his own blood.

So that he turns into the fish man. I would love to see pole vaulting between you and Billy.

So that he turns into the fish man. I would love to see pole vaulting between you and Billy.

Pole vaulting is always dangerous. You would take him, though, right? In pole vaulting? You think you would take him, right? That seems so dangerous to me. I am more fearful of pole vaulting and NASCAR than football.

Pole vaulting is always dangerous. You would take him, though, right? In pole vaulting? You think you would take him, right? That seems so dangerous to me. I am more fearful of pole vaulting and NASCAR than football.

And then he says he doesn't talk shit. That's the funny part. Not that he does it, is that he thinks his style, because his style is different. I would have never said that.

And then he says he doesn't talk shit. That's the funny part. Not that he does it, is that he thinks his style, because his style is different. I would have never said that.

People talk shit. What? I'm a Brett Favre in this manipulated machine.

People talk shit. What? I'm a Brett Favre in this manipulated machine.

No. Well, have you, Hawk? Very valid. I have nothing for that.

No. Well, have you, Hawk? Very valid. I have nothing for that.

Have a baby. Have you had kidney stones? No kidney stones. Oh, you're soft.

Have a baby. Have you had kidney stones? No kidney stones. Oh, you're soft.

I did get hit by a car when I was 12, though. Okay, you win. Wait, how fast is it going? It was going pretty good. I flew into an intersection on my bike, but I wasn't supposed to be gone from the house. And so I got hit, and I flew about probably 25 feet in front of another car. girl my age, once she see I was okay, she started laughing.

I did get hit by a car when I was 12, though. Okay, you win. Wait, how fast is it going? It was going pretty good. I flew into an intersection on my bike, but I wasn't supposed to be gone from the house. And so I got hit, and I flew about probably 25 feet in front of another car. girl my age, once she see I was okay, she started laughing.

And the lady was like, oh my gosh, she stops the car, she's like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm fine, I just gotta get home, because I wasn't supposed to be gone on my bike. And I was so scared that I was gonna get in trouble for being gone, I just went home.

And the lady was like, oh my gosh, she stops the car, she's like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm fine, I just gotta get home, because I wasn't supposed to be gone on my bike. And I was so scared that I was gonna get in trouble for being gone, I just went home.