Andrew Hawkins
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I think I'm just now realizing that Stephen A. and Skip had the same take this whole time.
I think I'm just now realizing that Stephen A. and Skip had the same take this whole time.
They were on the same team the whole time. I feel like my childhood was a lie.
They were on the same team the whole time. I feel like my childhood was a lie.
I just got to make sure I die in North Carolina. Jordan who? Hopefully he's there. Belfort. You got to die in North Carolina while he's there.
I just got to make sure I die in North Carolina. Jordan who? Hopefully he's there. Belfort. You got to die in North Carolina while he's there.
His putter has to be positioned right by your casket when he gets on the green of hole 17. Yes. And that is the only way he will be at a means field goal.
His putter has to be positioned right by your casket when he gets on the green of hole 17. Yes. And that is the only way he will be at a means field goal.
Like it needs to be.
Like it needs to be.
The very least par. And someone had to have bet him before he got to the golf course that he bet he could not – go for par and go to your funeral. That's a parlay, right? A literal parlay. That's good. Yes, that is the only way. If he eagles, he might speak.
The very least par. And someone had to have bet him before he got to the golf course that he bet he could not – go for par and go to your funeral. That's a parlay, right? A literal parlay. That's good. Yes, that is the only way. If he eagles, he might speak.
Yeah. Oh, man. Okay, let me get on that. And by speaking, he's going to ask where the bathroom is. No, hold on now. You're not going to do this to me. He's not coming to your funeral with me. He's coming to my funeral. He's not. This is what we do on Fridays. I would be willing to bet so much money. Let's put it in your will. Sure.
Yeah. Oh, man. Okay, let me get on that. And by speaking, he's going to ask where the bathroom is. No, hold on now. You're not going to do this to me. He's not coming to your funeral with me. He's coming to my funeral. He's not. This is what we do on Fridays. I would be willing to bet so much money. Let's put it in your will. Sure.
That if I'm wrong, I will give this money to your estate, to whoever you like, whoever you're leaving all your assets to. Yes, I like that. And this is kind of doing me a disservice because Mike's going to see this and he's going to consider it a challenge because I'm saying something you won't do. Andrew Hawkins couldn't do it. I'm saying something that Mike Jordan can't do. Okay.
That if I'm wrong, I will give this money to your estate, to whoever you like, whoever you're leaving all your assets to. Yes, I like that. And this is kind of doing me a disservice because Mike's going to see this and he's going to consider it a challenge because I'm saying something you won't do. Andrew Hawkins couldn't do it. I'm saying something that Mike Jordan can't do. Okay.
He is not coming to your funeral. And that's when he took it personal. He might take that personal, but that is my honest belief right now.
He is not coming to your funeral. And that's when he took it personal. He might take that personal, but that is my honest belief right now.
Mike's not coming to your funeral.
Mike's not coming to your funeral.