Andrew Klavan

or fortunately who would say that in a deposition in a case where you're being accused of sexual assault i did a joke about that and i was like he said yeah he said if you a billionaire can grab you by the p word and there's a lot of women they're like oh my god you can't say that and and i was like yeah but none of you have met a billionaire like why are you talking about this like i was like you're getting fingered by thousands oh my

or fortunately who would say that in a deposition in a case where you're being accused of sexual assault i did a joke about that and i was like he said yeah he said if you a billionaire can grab you by the p word and there's a lot of women they're like oh my god you can't say that and and i was like yeah but none of you have met a billionaire like why are you talking about this like i was like you're getting fingered by thousands oh my

This is not a relatable circumstance for you. So yeah, it's all right.

This is not a relatable circumstance for you. So yeah, it's all right.

This is not a relatable circumstance for you. So yeah, it's all right.

I walked in that hospital with so much confidence. They handed me a cup. I'm handing them back a martini. I'm ready. Remember, I went in the room. I jerked off. I opened my eyes. I looked down. I thought I missed. There was so little sperm in this cup, I could have counted them individually. There was a red line on the cup three quarters of the way up.

I walked in that hospital with so much confidence. They handed me a cup. I'm handing them back a martini. I'm ready. Remember, I went in the room. I jerked off. I opened my eyes. I looked down. I thought I missed. There was so little sperm in this cup, I could have counted them individually. There was a red line on the cup three quarters of the way up.

I walked in that hospital with so much confidence. They handed me a cup. I'm handing them back a martini. I'm ready. Remember, I went in the room. I jerked off. I opened my eyes. I looked down. I thought I missed. There was so little sperm in this cup, I could have counted them individually. There was a red line on the cup three quarters of the way up.

For what fucking reason, I do not know to this day. Three quarters of the way, what zoo animal hippopotamus cups are you giving out to people? Why are you even giving me a cup? Give me a contact lens case. I'll turn that shit into a Guinness.

For what fucking reason, I do not know to this day. Three quarters of the way, what zoo animal hippopotamus cups are you giving out to people? Why are you even giving me a cup? Give me a contact lens case. I'll turn that shit into a Guinness.

For what fucking reason, I do not know to this day. Three quarters of the way, what zoo animal hippopotamus cups are you giving out to people? Why are you even giving me a cup? Give me a contact lens case. I'll turn that shit into a Guinness.

That was so funny.

That was so funny.

That was so funny.

I hope I can't hear what I'm laughing at. There's some adult content in there for sure, but it's all in... But here you... It's a personal story.

I hope I can't hear what I'm laughing at. There's some adult content in there for sure, but it's all in... But here you... It's a personal story.

I hope I can't hear what I'm laughing at. There's some adult content in there for sure, but it's all in... But here you... It's a personal story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.