Andrew Klavan

So like I hear her doing the dishes in the background where I'm like being mandated to masturbate.

So like I hear her doing the dishes in the background where I'm like being mandated to masturbate.

and uh i'm like on our bed like i don't think i've ever masturbated on a bed like i'm just on our bed and the bed is made perfectly like everything is like set up and i remember at one point like i'm just like i don't know this is like so weird i like looked up and the tv was off so it was just a black screen so it's a perfect mirror of me no and i was just like this is the saddest day of my life

and uh i'm like on our bed like i don't think i've ever masturbated on a bed like i'm just on our bed and the bed is made perfectly like everything is like set up and i remember at one point like i'm just like i don't know this is like so weird i like looked up and the tv was off so it was just a black screen so it's a perfect mirror of me no and i was just like this is the saddest day of my life

and uh i'm like on our bed like i don't think i've ever masturbated on a bed like i'm just on our bed and the bed is made perfectly like everything is like set up and i remember at one point like i'm just like i don't know this is like so weird i like looked up and the tv was off so it was just a black screen so it's a perfect mirror of me no and i was just like this is the saddest day of my life

I'm sitting Indian style on my bed trying to make a sample. We send that sample in, it comes back and it's like, it's, it's not good. And they're like, not only are they not swimming, they're like shaped weird. And I was like, I was like a little defensive. So I was like, well, could that be from like the speed that they hit the cup? Like maybe, you know, it's the blunt force trauma. Yeah.

I'm sitting Indian style on my bed trying to make a sample. We send that sample in, it comes back and it's like, it's, it's not good. And they're like, not only are they not swimming, they're like shaped weird. And I was like, I was like a little defensive. So I was like, well, could that be from like the speed that they hit the cup? Like maybe, you know, it's the blunt force trauma. Yeah.

I'm sitting Indian style on my bed trying to make a sample. We send that sample in, it comes back and it's like, it's, it's not good. And they're like, not only are they not swimming, they're like shaped weird. And I was like, I was like a little defensive. So I was like, well, could that be from like the speed that they hit the cup? Like maybe, you know, it's the blunt force trauma. Yeah.

kind of warped them a little. It was too strong. That's what, that's what it is. And, uh, they're like, no, that's definitely not it. And I was like, okay. And, uh, they go, uh, they go, well, why don't you do this for like a couple months where baggy underwear, ice your balls every single day. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's a big thing. Um, don't drink anymore.

kind of warped them a little. It was too strong. That's what, that's what it is. And, uh, they're like, no, that's definitely not it. And I was like, okay. And, uh, they go, uh, they go, well, why don't you do this for like a couple months where baggy underwear, ice your balls every single day. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's a big thing. Um, don't drink anymore.

kind of warped them a little. It was too strong. That's what, that's what it is. And, uh, they're like, no, that's definitely not it. And I was like, okay. And, uh, they go, uh, they go, well, why don't you do this for like a couple months where baggy underwear, ice your balls every single day. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's a big thing. Um, don't drink anymore.

Don't smoke anymore and take these pills. And then we'll try it again in like a month or two. And I did that and we tried it again and it got worse. Oh, And I was like, why do you think that is? And the doctor was like, we've never seen this before.

Don't smoke anymore and take these pills. And then we'll try it again in like a month or two. And I did that and we tried it again and it got worse. Oh, And I was like, why do you think that is? And the doctor was like, we've never seen this before.

Don't smoke anymore and take these pills. And then we'll try it again in like a month or two. And I did that and we tried it again and it got worse. Oh, And I was like, why do you think that is? And the doctor was like, we've never seen this before.

I'm setting records. I'm setting records.

I'm setting records. I'm setting records.

I'm setting records. I'm setting records.

Because you need the amount of time to build up the new batch.

Because you need the amount of time to build up the new batch.

Because you need the amount of time to build up the new batch.