Andrew Klavan

Erica appears to be doing that to me.

It's so dark on my screen that it looks like someone just took out the pixels of Matt's face into like a black abyss.

I've been trying to do that for years.

Listen, we have a lot to do today, guys, okay?

We need to talk about the Spanish-maxing skirt cell who showed up to the Super Bowl.

And then we also have to talk about clavicular, of course.

Then there's a topic that all of us have touched on, some of us have even made big hit movies on.

There was a school shooting, a horrible incident in Canada, where we all know exactly what happened, but the media don't want to talk about the thing that everybody knows happened.

And...

We have to talk about the biggest news story in the country that I know absolutely nothing about.

It's the weirdest one yet, which is that Savannah Guthrie's mother has been kidnapped.

So anyway, there's a lot that we have to get to on this very special episode of Friendly Fire.

But before we get to any of that, I need to explain something.

I look haggard and a sound haggard right now.

The reason that I look and sound haggard is because I was out all night drinking and smoking.

But the only reason I look even somewhat presentable is because I have a beautiful Helix mattress.

In fact, I have multiple Helix mattresses in my home.

I'm such a good father, I gave my kids Helix mattresses.

It is magnificent and all the mattresses are different because no one is exactly the same, no one sleeps the same.

So you can take the Helix Sleep Quiz and you can match in just a few moments to the perfect mattress for you.