Andrew Manganelli

Let me tell you something.

Okay.

There's a class-testing lawsuit that alleges that Apple misled customers about Apple intelligence and has gotten Apple to pay between $25 and $95 to each person that purchased an iPhone 15 Pro or any iPhone 16 between June 10th, 2024 and March 29th, 2025.

The lawsuit is alleging that Apple gave people a clear and reasonable consumer expectation that Apple intelligence features would be available on these phones while they ended up being significantly limited or sometimes entirely absent.

Correct.

This is a story from The Verge and they did reach out to Apple and Apple spokesperson Marnie Goldberg told them that the company decided to settle the matter so they could get back to focusing on building innovative products for their users.

So it sounds like they just knew they weren't going to win this.

So they were just like, just take the money.

Make it go away.

Okay, if Andrew wins, what happens?

And if he loses, what happens?

Ooh, that's a good one.

What do we have him do?

Oh yeah, we gotta make him do something.

A director's cut narrating every shot he took.

He would do it.

He would do it.

We'll go watch his disc golf tournament.

That'll be pretty fun.

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