Andrew Manganelli
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Podcast Appearances
What do they say?
Like their declarations of intent to like spend all this money on data centers.
They need to find customers that they are not paying and like fast because otherwise like the dates, these starting construction dates are going to start coming around and they're not going to have the cash flow to again.
So we're going to see just like tons and tons and tons of like these these like AI product cases and just like a desperate attempt of like, hey, can you please, please buy some tokens that we didn't pay you to buy?
This year, we've seen a record number of people fall down the stairs.
Coincidentally, we removed all handrails.
It should be also when the glasses are recording when you didn't ask them to.
Anytime the camera is turned on.
Anytime that sensor is detecting light, period, a light should be on.
Or like worse, all of the stuff you just said works on the first try.
And then you're just this weird meat vessel for a Google data center somewhere.
Which is exactly what they want.
Like picture like, then like a few days later be like, yo, thanks for sending me that pic.
And you're like,
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just wear the glasses.
You arrive at the coffee shop, you pick up your phone, you're like, why am I here?