Andrew Ross Sorkin

Let's get honest.

You know, there's a lot of like, there's things get worked out in interesting ways and everyone, you know, there's a certain amount of life that's between the lines.

Right?

And everyone knows, wink, wink.

It's part of the, you know, the silent lubricant that makes everything work.

I don't even know what I'm saying.

But once in a while, I snap a knife.

And I pitch something.

I've never been busted.

Which makes me think I have a really good barometer of what, like, no one's ever gonna notice.

Outside.

And I picked a trash can that was, like, very... No one's...

The person who owns this item's never gonna be in that trash can.

There's several that they would use before they got to this deep one.

Okay, so if.

I would go, I snapped.

I couldn't shut the door.

I was already really frustrated.

I tried nine times to shut the door and put it in different things and finally I just said, it has a tag on it and it's never been used.

I've been wrestling with that forever and I'm gonna pitch it and if someone wants it, I'll replace it.