Andrew Sage

No.

Yep, yep.

It could happen here.

Electile disorder.

Executive disorder, which is our weekly newscast, which we've been doing all year.

So we should know what it's called by now.

Yeah, that's why I'm so good at doing it and naming it.

Well, this show covers what's happening in the White House, the crumbling world and what it means for you and me and everyone else.

I'm Garrison Davis.

This episode, I'm joined by Robert Evans, James Stout and Mia Wong.

And we are covering the week of October 22nd to October 30th.

So I think we should start off the bat with the same thing we started off last week with, which is that as you're listening to this... Yeah, well, that... On the upside, Halloween, woo, spooky.

On the downside, like 40 million people lose their SNAP benefits daily.

The next day on Saturday.

Yeah, but what's spookier than that?

Look, one thing you can't say about the government is that they're not failing to celebrate the holiday.

I am scared of the consequences.

Yeah.

Stock up on the trick-or-treater candy, I guess.

Steal as much candy as you can out there, people.