Andrew Sage

The last time I heard Charlie Kirk talk in person, he was debating, like, five Austrian economists.

Wow.

The most annoying people in the entire world.

Which, like, honestly, I...

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

That sounds like, why would you agree to do that?

Especially if you're already rich.

I don't understand it.

I don't understand it.

Now, OK, it's also worth noting, though, that despite these votes, none of this is going to take effect because the House right now effectively does not exist as a legislative body.

It sure does.

Yeah, it doesn't exist in general because they keep not calling sessions because every time they try to call a session, the Democrats in the one political theater thing that like

is kind of a good idea, but they're still bad at it.

They keep being like, you have to release the Epstein files, and the Republicans keep being like, no, so we kind of don't have a House of Representatives.

I keep thinking about that one scene from Mars Attacks where the president's like, you've still got two out of three branches of government, and that ain't bad.

Yeah.

Except in this case, it's very bad.

We basically have one branch of government.

We have one branch of government, essentially.

But that doesn't work as a Mars Attacks joke.