Andrew Schlecht

If you're a big DeMar DeRozan fan, like S, who took him first in the NBA Daily's expansion draft this week, wow, this week must have been an absolute treat for you.

But...

For Kings fans who are more worried about their draft position, this recent run, where the Kings won four of five games, was devastating.

They went from the number one position in the reverse standings to the number four position.

They went from a guaranteed top five pick, if they had maintained their impressive losing ways, to now having a small chance of falling all the way to eighth position.

Come on Kings.

Why are you playing all these guys whose names I know in the win against the jazz Utah played a guy named Anderson Garcia, Anderson with two S's 43 minutes.

They played a guy named Bez M bang, 33 minutes, Sacramento.

You have to step up your tanking game.

If I am a Kings fan, when I turn on the game, I want to have a brief moment where I begin to lose my grip on reality because I don't recognize anyone on the court, but,

I want to think that I'm losing my mind for a possession.

I want to find out about a new person who plays basketball every night.

I want to text my friend and say, hey, what did you think about Anderson Garcia's 48 minutes last night?

Which is something that jazz fans can actually do because Anderson Garcia played all 48 minutes in the jazz game against the Bucs on Thursday.

Now, the Jazz did easily win that game, and Anderson was a plus 32 in his 48 minutes, which does argue against the point I'm trying to make.

But Sacramento, the time for familiarity is over, okay?

It's over.

Let's get a look at some guys I will never think about again in my life.

Let's take silly season seriously and go get ourselves a top pick.

And that is my what this week.