Andrew Schulz

5'2 white guy.

You gotta be a cop.

But I'm kind of liking this journey I'm on here and what I got.

But that is interesting.

So is heightism worse than racism?

No.

Yeah.

Because, no.

Boy, you'd rather be a 6'5 black dude than a 5'5 black dude.

I can't tell how tall he is in his car.

there yeah i can't tell he can wear heels yeah that's true you can't wear heels as a guy man no they got those heeled boots yeah who would ever do that yeah you know give you a little extra you know it's not wrong five two is crazy five two there is a there's a number where you do it but like five two is crazy all right would you like to be a five two black guy

You can't be Duvall or Kevin Hart.

Nope.

Just a 5'2 black guy.

There's no or.

Just the third one.

Or a 7'0 Asian.

that's fire seven foot asian is kind of lit to be honest with you seven foot asian 100 yeah yeah even though you have the smallest dick out of everybody but it's but it's seven foot it's asian for asian dick no it's small it's small for asian dick

You add another comedy to this that is completely unfair.

Why wouldn't we all want to be the gigantic Asian man?