Andrew T

Oh, fuck. I remember this like it was yesterday. When I said that when my mom would sit me down after school and it was time for us to have a serious talk about something, I always knew it had been on Oprah. And I remember very clearly this episode because, as I said, I went to Catholic school. I went to all-girls school. I was the biggest nerd in the world. I was not having sex with anybody.

Oh, fuck. I remember this like it was yesterday. When I said that when my mom would sit me down after school and it was time for us to have a serious talk about something, I always knew it had been on Oprah. And I remember very clearly this episode because, as I said, I went to Catholic school. I went to all-girls school. I was the biggest nerd in the world. I was not having sex with anybody.

Oh, fuck. I remember this like it was yesterday. When I said that when my mom would sit me down after school and it was time for us to have a serious talk about something, I always knew it had been on Oprah. And I remember very clearly this episode because, as I said, I went to Catholic school. I went to all-girls school. I was the biggest nerd in the world. I was not having sex with anybody.

But my mom sitting me down and being like, is this a thing that's happening at school? I was like the, the way that the fan to the fiction that like young people were doing things like rainbow parties. It just, yeah, it just really is burned in my mind that like Oprah had really put a fantasy world in the head of people like my mom.

But my mom sitting me down and being like, is this a thing that's happening at school? I was like the, the way that the fan to the fiction that like young people were doing things like rainbow parties. It just, yeah, it just really is burned in my mind that like Oprah had really put a fantasy world in the head of people like my mom.

But my mom sitting me down and being like, is this a thing that's happening at school? I was like the, the way that the fan to the fiction that like young people were doing things like rainbow parties. It just, yeah, it just really is burned in my mind that like Oprah had really put a fantasy world in the head of people like my mom.

Like people were like dry humping behind the Walmart and like that was it. Like it wasn't like sex parties. Yeah.

Like people were like dry humping behind the Walmart and like that was it. Like it wasn't like sex parties. Yeah.

Like people were like dry humping behind the Walmart and like that was it. Like it wasn't like sex parties. Yeah.

What? Like where is this happening?

What? Like where is this happening?

What? Like where is this happening?

That was another thing. I don't think it was on Oprah, but if you wore like those jelly bracelets, it was like, oh, if you wear a brown one.

That was another thing. I don't think it was on Oprah, but if you wore like those jelly bracelets, it was like, oh, if you wear a brown one.

That was another thing. I don't think it was on Oprah, but if you wore like those jelly bracelets, it was like, oh, if you wear a brown one.

They couldn't have waterboarded that shit out of me.

They couldn't have waterboarded that shit out of me.

They couldn't have waterboarded that shit out of me.

Those bracelets were like very popular when I was coming of age and they were genuinely like y'all could look this up. They were banned from schools.

Those bracelets were like very popular when I was coming of age and they were genuinely like y'all could look this up. They were banned from schools.