André Merde
Appearances
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
19% of the French have already participated in the Dries January. Paris has succeeded for two years.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's the Dries January. Paris has succeeded for two thirds of them. Not bad, though. So, me, 19%? Two thirds of 19%, that's really not... It's not that bad. The younger generation is overrepresented among the participants of the drive, since they are 41%, while only 10% of them are over 65 years old. Same, very logical.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Déjà, son anglais, ça les énerve un peu. Ah oui, bien sûr. On peut pas juste dire le janvier sec ?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Ça ressemble à ce que c'est vraiment. C'est dur. En plus, à mon avis, plus t'es vieux, plus... Tu veux pas arrêter de boire ? Non. Non, parce que je meurs dans trois mois. Plus j'approche vraiment, moins j'ai envie de me faire chier. Ah oui, je comprends.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Il y a des choses, peut-être pas une bonne résolution, mais des choses que vous aimeriez changer dans vos habitudes, peut-être alimentaires ?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I didn't chouine. He did it for me. He did it for me. Yes, yes. I have to explain to you, Justin, he said, invite me to basketball. In these terms. There was the NBA match.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Voilà. For this reason. There are some here, it's all the time. You, Adrien, any little habits that you would like to change at home? Food? Food, not necessarily food. I would like to drink more. No, but you're already vegan, that's good.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, yeah, maybe in real life, maybe eat better. Because vegan, we think it means eating well, but not necessarily. You can eat chips, which is what I do, more or less. No, but maybe, yeah, better, maybe better to eat. Make me eat more things, a little healthier. With your ninja. But in reality, I already eat healthy, but maybe a little better. I took the basketball again. Is your shoulder better?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Les derniers matchs, j'ai été énorme. Ça fait le tour de Paname. C'est remonté jusqu'à moi. Ah, avec Pierre. Celui où il y avait Pierre. Après, il l'a dit comme Pierre. Il a dit, putain, au fait, la dernière fois, mais il y a le pas dégueu. C'est tout ce que j'ai... Non, mais oui, parce qu'il y en a eu un autre après où il n'était pas là. J'étais pas mal aussi.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
So basically, you play with a lot of comedians? Yes, basically, yes. After that, it's a bit... it's a bit... enlarged, all that. There are people from politics. People from politics. And... yes, yes. Bérou, Bérou.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it's not LIA. They're great, the photos of Jospa who plays basketball. They're so good. 2002 becomes even more bitter. It looks like he's peeing a little. That's him just before Le Pen passes. He plays basketball like an asshole. There's also a video of Bernie Sanders playing basketball. It's incredible. He dribbles all over the place because Bernie Sanders is old.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He is very tall. Well, in short, I thank the person who gave me sublime places. Sorry, Urbain.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He's all over the place, he dribbles and he has a good shot. He shoots and he plays really well.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Philippe Catherine, there's a clip of Philippe Catherine where it's him... By the way, it's something I wanted to do in a film, but Philippe Catherine did it. He plays basketball against children, and he puts big ones against them, but really children of 8 years old, and he puts big ones against them and everything. It's a very good clip.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
We're talking about getting back in shape, let's talk about Brian Johnson. Do you remember Brian Johnson?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And here it's the same thing, it's idiots who want to stay, who don't want to die. I bought Elon Musk's bio and everyone thinks I'm a fan of him while I'm just fascinated, I want to understand why he's crazy.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I was disgusted by my race. It's as good as seeing the Spurs really... Just behind the bench, really, the category seats. But the proof that I was born, it works. So now... I complained, really. I didn't say I was born. I said, invite me. You mean, I was born like a big, ugly baby?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it's unfortunately not the good guy who died. I'm surprised that Menel doesn't fact-check his class. Wait, is he the one who says it in his bio? No, it's not an auto-bio. It's not an auto-bio, but the guy spent five years with him.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He would be the kind of fool who wants to conquer the world. Imagine, it would be really... No, but because precisely... You're a stupid Roman, I remind you. When I read it, I feel like I'm seeing weird guys. It's boring to read... It's just very muscular guys who look at you. In fact, to find jokes or something, Le Pen's biography, I would love to read it. But you can't read it in public.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
That's the interest of the electronic book. We don't see the cover. The little audio book. It must have been read by Elon Musk himself, maybe the audio book.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Tu mets un livre de Guillaume Pley, tu vois. Genre, il écrit des livres. Tu dis quoi dans ton sketch sur le gars ?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Do it, do the sketch. No, we can throw you like Drucker, the old comedian. So you, Justine, you saw a documentary recently, it seems that you found it weird.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, but it was me who did the themes. There is a documentary that came out on Netflix. Documentary, very strange because I said to myself, ah cool, like all Netflix documentaries, we're going to see the brain of a sick person and it's going to be fun. Yes. And at the end, it's almost pro him. Like, well, frankly, health is fine. And in the credits, he doesn't have his name?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
To ask yourself the question. I didn't watch it because Netflix, as soon as it's over, the credits take one centimeter on your TV and you can't see anything anymore. But they say, no, but watch Squid Game now. But no, the thing is very weird. At the beginning, they show you the guy. So you say, yes, OK, it's an old Mormon who divorced, who is not well. Who divorced eight times, suddenly?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, no, he only divorced... We remember that the basic Mormons are people who think they have magic underwears and that God is in space. But he denied his Mormon faith. They have several girls too, that's why I said they divorced.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Anyway, the documentary, and at the end, it's quite strange, there's even a cute little credits where they say, he reduced his... Don't sing Will Smith! It works everywhere, you see people in every country of the world who do... It's like the Forrest Gump, you know, where everyone joins him, there's a kind of weird storytelling.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And so, his other thing is that he shares all his stats on Instagram, on Twitter, to show... Because he, basically, he lives like an experience. He says, basically, I'm doing an experience on myself, on whether I can reduce to the maximum my... my hope of death. To enlarge my hope of life. Anyway.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Except that recently, he shared some data of his transformation, to show where he is, and this sharing created a little controversy. In your opinion, why?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est le moment un peu marrant du docu, c'est que, ils disent exactement ça, ils montrent plein de tweets de harcèlement, mais hilarant, en disant, vraiment, espérons qu'un bus l'écrase. La moitié sont d'Urbain, avec ses photos. No, there's the creator of Podcast Sauce, the creator of Parlons Caustiques, Plutôt Caustiques. Pardon? What did I say? Parlons Caustiques. Parlons Caustiques.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I'm going to change it immediately. No, create another podcast. So, what do you think it is, Justine? Isn't it... His face, he ends up all chubby. So, recently, he got this, but it's not that.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There hasn't been a problem. We haven't seen a porn star for 150 years yet. It hasn't happened.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, on the other hand... Like a limited drink at the KFC. On the other hand, it really makes you want to... To drink sperm? No, no. Yes, to do things, fake, but very very realistic, with data saying, you know, eat your shit, improve your life experience, so that it falls into his hands, and make him do things, so that he thinks it's going to work.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And then he says, well, it doesn't work, but it's delicious, by the way. I would offer the dry January, where I don't eat shit. I'm André Merde, I've been André Merde for a long time. Do you want me to tell you something, Adrien? It's hilarious, it's the gag I've been doing to my daughter for a week. When she sees the thing, I say, oh no, I pooped in the yogurts. And it made her scream and laugh.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
So in fact, we're a little connected. I do it to my daughter of 13 years old. The relief is assured. She will resume the broadcast. A little connected to the extent that you have the humor of a 2-year-old child. C'était un petit peu plus évolué.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Il y avait un concept de prank élaboré pour faire faire un millionnaire. Vous faites ce que vous voulez. Il y avait un making of de Greg Guillotin. Non, non, c'est très élaboré.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Of course it's funny, Justin. Yes, because the documentary... It's Floodcast, it's hilarious, we only do hilarious things. There's the piss or the shit. Of course. He drank his piss, or he made a shampoo with his piss.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, because I said to myself, damn, but I have nothing to offer him in return. I said to myself, I can offer him a cap from the Floodcast. He already has one. A kiss? And so you cheated on him. No, no, I didn't cheat.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's his balls that have retracted. His balls have retracted. His anus is closed. It's not because you told me three times.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He's looking for a woman. It's his erection volume. Ah, but it doesn't work. No, it's you who have it in your hand. It's his erection frequency at night, but... C'est pas la sienne. À celle de son fils ? Exactement. Parce qu'en fait, il y a tout un truc. Donc attends, le mec met des électrodes sur la bite de son fils. Non, non, il fait un double décimètre.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Non, parce que si tu as vu le docu, Justine, pendant tout le truc, il y a eu un truc B. Pardon, quel âge a son fils, Juste ? 21 years old.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, because there's a whole thing where you have the impression that he wants to eat his son in the ass. He takes his plasma, his blood and everything. And when he looks at him, you're like, it's really The Substance, but in real life.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He gives his blood to his own father, so he says, no, but look, it's a family bond. If the studies show that the blood of young people is good for us, C'est une gata.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
A mon avis, tous les gars d'Hollywood se mettent des grandes traces de sang de bébé tout le temps. Mais en vrai, ça me fait flipper. Bah, écoute, lui, en tout cas, il a comparé ses érections nocturnes à celles de son fils sur Instagram.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Thank you very much, this person who will recognize that I didn't cheat. You can confirm it again. It's a man, so. No, but in fact, it was very... I found it all the more nice that it's still very rare, the people who offer you something... Without expecting anything in return. And then, well, if... If you can cheat. It was really to be nice. It was so good. And I brought my nephew to the match.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's worth nothing, your goal for me. It's a goal of pity. Goal of crocodile. Come on, the title. Goal of crocodile. That's it, we're awake, 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock, that's good. I bandage, that's it. And so on his side, Talmadge still responded to the publication of his father. I am grateful to my father for the way he raised me. The phrase of a hostage.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
If he couldn't put all the stats on my goal. The photos of my dick in erection were maybe too much on Twitter. He said PS.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And I confess. You see, he just used a little glass of scotch bourbon. He has a little well. He's good.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
The guy from Hustler. No, no, not DSK. No, no, wait. I have two limits. Hugh Geffner? Yes, Hugh Geffner. No, but it's Playboy? Yes, that's it. No, it's Hustler, isn't it?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Hustler, it's Larry Flint. Yes, exactly, of course. Yes, you, when would you like to die? En termes de... Demain. Ouais, toi. C'est la chanson de Obispo et de Natacha St-Pierre, en plus. Ah oui, dis-donc. Et il dit, moi, je t'aimerais. Sous-entendu que là, il le fait pas trop. Mais s'il crève demain, je t'aime. Je t'aime, hein. Je t'aime. C'est vraiment... 83 d'un coup. Oui, voilà, c'est ça.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, but it depends on a lot of things. My great-grandfather died at 88, and he lost his wife, his son, he buried people close to him. Yeah, that's good. So he was like, that's good, that's good, that's it, let's stop. That's really, I think, 90% of the old people, unfortunately. The more I hear old people testify, the more... They say, yes, yes, well, now it's good.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Like the Swiss. The Swiss choose. It's funny, because it's a question I'm asking myself right now, because it's a little anxiety that just came up, because I said to myself, but in fact, I'm not going to have a retirement. I probably wouldn't have raised millions with my career. If you give a dry reading, don't worry, you'll have a nice retirement. I don't have any children.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
So, in fact, I'm a priori gone to be celibate, potentially until the end of my days. Wait, with your mouth? It seems to me that this is not the only argument. And above all, I, a priori, I don't necessarily want to... And so I tell myself, I risk being a burden after a while, to be just an old clown that my nephews will have to... Well, that's why I bring my nephew to watch NBA matches.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I tell myself, my poor old man, I know he listens, you're going to have to brush my ass. So don't forget that I took you to see Wemby. What's the best way to tell people that we're launching our Patreon? And I had this thought, I said to myself, as long as I have money, why not inform me about, you know, paying like I did with Péry.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Well, as Terry Pratchett did. The author, he said... But he, it's because he had... I don't know what disease, Parkinson's or... No, I don't know what he had. No, he had Alzheimer's. And he said, oh, before... As long as I'm still... Conscious. Conscious and all. And he did all the steps to say... He paid to say, when I decide, I can... Because I really... It's not the...
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I don't want to be a burden for the others. It terrifies me. To be there and say, no one comes to see me. But at the same time, I understand them. I would come to see you Adrien. And you won't be far from our canoe either. But I think it's nice. We were talking about the goals of the other's kid. And then, hop, there we are. I'm going to die when I don't have the goal.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it was great. We saw the match where they put 30 points. Not the match where they took 38 points. So it was great. On the other hand, the rich... Don't you want to put the atmosphere in the matches?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est le petit sourire de nos potiers. C'est tout ce qui m'arrête, Justine.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
La goule et les blagues, un peu. Et ma goule de crocodile. Oh, ton petit peignoir. On peut plus de légèreté, la plateforme d'apprentissage de langues en ligne, Purply, a réalisé un sondage afin de connaître l'accent favori des français. Je vous demande un petit top 5 des accents favoris des français. Alors non, les accents français favoris des français. L'accent du sud, effectivement.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Because you have a language thing and you say accent of the south Yeah it's the african accent It's not the same but it's the same You're angry, you're angry No but the people of the south who listen to us will be happy that we defend them That's it, you're a parigo What then?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
The only thing with the bourgogne is that I go on vacation from time to time You're a parigo You insult me You're a parigo I'm not a parisian, you insult me No but wait, are you kidding or what? You can't blare them You're a piece of shit my friend
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Bah non, c'est pas gratuit, on a mesuré. T'as l'air, il y avait des électrodes. 42% des gens trouvent que l'accent du Sud slash Provence est le plus bel accent. Alors décharge à mon avis, quand ils font le sondage, les gens doivent dire accent du Sud.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Écoute, il n'y est pas. Qui doit être, d'ailleurs, sans doute, pareil, raciste. J'ai chié une pendule pour accent du Sud et je dis accent du Nord. L'accent ch'ti, quoi. Oui, bien sûr. Il n'est pas dedans. Il ne fait pas partie des plus beaux accents, selon les Français. Ah, c'est beau ? C'est plus beaux accents. Ah, oui, si c'est beau, évidemment, je n'aurais pas proposé.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, well, you're not on the list. Yeah, but there aren't a lot of beautiful ones in France. You can try, you can see. But we know a few. Bourguignon, you're not going to tell me it's beautiful.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There's no Corsica. Bordeaux, Toulouse, Southwest. There's still something pretty crazy. There's no accent. Third. It's the Tourangeau accent. What's the Tourangeau accent?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I have trouble believing it. I didn't think I had the Bourguignon accent and my partner tells me that she does. She's crazy. But when I arrive in Bourgogne, there's a bit of a thing where I drag the... I've already seen it, we had this discussion in my first Floodcast. I was going to say, I clearly don't have any. He was going to tell me, yes, yes, you have some, I swear.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And we've already had this discussion. He was going to say, you band of moufs. The Floodcast, you know. Oh la la, you're boring my guy, but at 2%, man. The goal is reduced to 8. So there's the Norman accent. There's the Norman accent, 6%. I don't even know how to say it. But for me, yeah, Aurel San, Norman accent, he says he has the Norman accent.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, but Aurel San, Aurel San... But he says it's the Norman accent. No, no, no, in fact, I... Well, already, my brother speaks a little like that.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Personne à l'imitation, là ? C'était le moment de sortir à l'imitation. Ah non, mais c'est un frérot, on se parlait pas, tu vois.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Non, il y a l'accent lyonnais, pareil, je saurais pas dire ce que c'est, l'accent lyonnais. C'est de droite, je crois.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Je rigole, hein. C'est comme l'accent tourangeau, mais en raciste. No, but even the Lyonnais say it. The Lyonnais I know say it's a right-wing city. It's a right-wing country, anyway. Yes, after that, yes. The Alsatian accent. Wait, but it's not beautiful at all, for once. Well, listen.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it's Adrien. You go to the NBA's Insta account, and you see me get up. Do you know which position it is or not? Oh my God, it's... No, no, but I wanted to show it to Justine.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And then, there you go. And there, it works. They should have said, the accents you know. Ah, but the Parisian accent, maybe. Parisian accent, fourth.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
In fact, I have it more when I play the comedy. When I play the comedy. Like in the movie we saw, I have a little bit of it. You don't understand anything. No, but I don't have it so much in the... I have it a little bit. He pushes it when he plays. I have it a little bit when I speak. It's the accent of Michel Blanc that I have.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
The imitation of Cassel is pretty crazy. He also takes back your sentence that you do all the time when you film, like, it's popcorn. Le Cinoche, c'est du popcorn. But he's not in the Amixem thing, he's in the video, isn't he? Yes, I think so. The cinema today, it's selling popcorn. That's very true. Hotel question. What are the 5 most often forgotten objects at the hotel?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Ah, but wait, each time... We were talking about hotels, but it wasn't that question. Wait, but that's the first podcast too. No, no, it was the stolen things in the hotels.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
This guy, he's really banding. There's a goal of very good quality, but the brain... No, I thought you were going to say that it was coming back a bit. No, all the blood is in the brain. At your place, all the blood is in the brain. That's what I say to my girlfriend. You see how smart I am?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
What people forget. What people forget. Leur chargeur de téléphone. C'est le numéro un. Bien sûr. C'est le numéro un, Urbain, je te le dis. Sur les hôtels, on ne pourra pas le battre.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Les sextoys. Ouais, tout de suite. Tout de suite, le fout de cul est revenu.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Si vous avez moins de 40 ans, hélas, elle passe à la trappe, celle-là. Eh, ben, je suis vieux.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Fais vos recherches. On va dire, mais quoi, on oublie des paroles dans les hôtels ? Ah, il aime bien. Il aime bien pas oublier des trucs. Il déteste oublier des trucs, Nagui. Ça fait deux émissions, quand même. J'ai l'impression qu'on l'a déjà dit aussi. Oh là là. Moi, je veux mourir maintenant, en fait.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Venez tout de suite. Venez chez moi, poignardez-moi tout de suite dans le crâne, directement. Yes, that's it. And another question. The problem with Switzerland is that it's an euthanasia. For me, if it can be something where I explode in the sky, you see, a little bit... Ah yeah, a classy thing. The car that explodes. That's it.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
A car that flies in the air and... No, no, really, it's an injection. Yeah, I know, I know. It's a little... An identity card. Not the identity cards. Wallet. Not wallet. The socks. Les sous-vêtements. Ouais, les vêtements, sous-vêtements, chaussures, ils ont mis ça à pied. Chaussures ?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He gets up and there is a face that screams joy. I've never seen it like that.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Je me disais, oui, le sol est un petit peu... Non, non, mais moi, je prends parfois deux paires de chaussures. Mais tu dois remplir ta valise à crever. Ah ouais ?
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"Ariana Grande"
À l'hôtel, il va avec deux paires de chaussures. Je dépense tout mon argent dans les chaussures. Crésus !
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Un jour, ça leur arrivera. Ça leur arrivera. C'est peut-être la fin de l'article. Les chargeurs, c'était 68% des oublis, donc c'est quand même le maximum.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Attends, si c'est pas les vêtements... Il y en a un, petit piège, c'est des objets que souvent les gens oublient exprès. Parce que ça les encombre et ça les fait chier. De la bouffe. Pas de la bouffe.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Je suis un homme du peuple, je laisse des pourboires. Quand il dit pourboire, ça bouge par en biais. Pourboire.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Well, you're exaggerating a bit because really, I'm doing three pixels up, so to see a picture. It's to tell you how much I guessed that. It's true that on the spot, you could see the difference between the rich places where I was. But it was free, in this case.
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"Ariana Grande"
So it's a thing that's annoying to bring home. Encombrant, it's something encombrant. It's annoying to bring them home, so they leave it. Their children. Not especially encombrant, not especially annoying, but it's a thing that you can get to the end of the hotel, so you say, well, I'll leave it there.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, not a bottle of water. It's in the trash, I imagine. So it's something that doesn't get thrown away?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, but you know, like, this thing of... There was a thing like that. It was a kind of trend where people left books on purpose in cafes so that the next person... Emma Watson, she did that in the metro too. She doesn't take the metro. She took the metro often, I think. It was during a video to sensitize people to... She's lying. You see, everyone's lying.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
She's doing it on video and all, to give herself a good image. Yes, yes, of course.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
But also people who are perfectly anonymous. Because, like, we finished it, or he's pissing us off with this book. Or, yes, it's YouTubers who send it to us and we're not going to read it. I'm talking about books from people I don't know so much. Yes, me too. And who send me their book in the hope that I make a story. It's not like, they got hurt at 80. No! Look at my book that I'm offering you.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I was extremely grateful to the person who... because she didn't ask me for anything in return. It was a real thing. He told me, well, listen, it's been so long since I've been listening to the Floodcast, I'm happy to see you.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Non, non, non, mais Zakaria va très bien. Oui, oui, c'est des gens que vous ne connaissez pas. Tous les copains qui m'écoutent, vous pouvez les voir, ils sont ici, il y a du Lorbert, il y a du Patrick Beau, voilà.
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"Ariana Grande"
I can even leave you the book of dedications ! It's a little gift ! It's Kalindi from the podcast 4 quarts d'heure who gave me a book dedicated to the grandmother of her boyfriend. She didn't read it and so I have the book dedicated and so I didn't give it back. I kept the book dedicated to the grandmother.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, very nice, but my dream is that she wrote a horrible thing for the grandmother of her boyfriend. Yeah, with you, it's a vieille blague. So, you who like sperm... I hope you're going to be banned at 100% this time, Lison. So, the running of Flo Bande Pas, that I feel he's taking, I think we can leave it in this episode. You too, we're going to call you in the street. Hey, Bande Mou !
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"Ariana Grande"
So, it's not Bande Mou, it's Bande à 2% already. Yes, so... You were less likely to defend your ass and your nails when people said I fucked my dog. You were more likely to feed your dog. He was 6 or 7 years old, look at him, he's ruminating.
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"Ariana Grande"
In horrible things like that, I came across C'est à vous. They did a special show, people from YouTube, okay? So there was Magla, Inokstag, Mafia and Kaito. So they put an extract of Inokstag. So Inokstag, well, the real ones, you know what they are. An extract, Magla, La Fashion Week. And it's true, you were in your office, and now you're doing La Fashion Week. Well, yeah, it's incredible.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I've always dreamed, but I didn't dare do it myself. Mafia and Kaito, we're going to watch a little extract. It's a video where Joyka sticks her face against the ass of McFly.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
In truth, it's more shameful to see Macron than to get hit in the face. It's well representative. The montage was hilarious. It was really, we're going to piss you off.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Sorry, wait... No, no, it was yesterday, it was yesterday, I don't know about you. And then, did they shit their pants or not? No, no, no, but it was... When they came back, they were forced to make jokes about it. No, but guys, you put crazy extras on everyone, and we're really the brutes, you know. After that, Fashion Week, it's shit.
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"Ariana Grande"
Non, on était passé à France Inter et en gros ils avaient dit « Ah, vous faites un podcast et tout, on va passer un extrait. » Et l'extrait qu'ils ont choisi, c'est Oli de BigFlo et Oli qui dit « Putain, mais moi les podcasts, je trouve que c'est de la merde ! Ça me déprime les podcasts ! » C'est l'action normand ça. Oui, c'est ça. Du sud-ouest.
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"Ariana Grande"
And the only excerpt they put was someone who shits on podcasts. In general, going on a media that you are almost a competitor, old against young, they will never welcome you well, it's normal. No, but also, they didn't care. Yes, yes. In fact, we replaced people a little at the end. If we had been the transfer people, I think they would have welcomed us with a little more difference.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
But there, it was really like, yes, yes, you are the guys who fart in the microphones. Not in real life.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, but of course. Only guys from the radio fuck a podcast. So you're around a table and you talk.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, but you don't even say our good king Macron, so it's bad. While we say it a little too. There are jokes, yes. In the things that people forget in hotels, in 6th, so it's not in the top 5, there are the doodoo. Ah, yes, but the kids, they have their heads in the air. I always forget my fucking sleeping mask. I must be at 27. You have a sleeping mask? Yes, I can't sleep. Ah yes?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's terrible because it's mental, the erections now, they're going to create something you're never going to see again, it's terrible. No, have you ever seen, have you ever tested, it's a kind of mask that prevents migraine, apparently, and it's a kind of cagoule that you just know. Ah yes, there's a situation like that. Yes, well, all the influencers. What is it, it's cold, what does it do?
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"Ariana Grande"
J'étais très bien, j'étais très bien. J'en suis persuadé, j'en suis persuadé. C'est vrai que c'est un peu la fashion week du sport. Il y avait des gens avec des vêtements qui n'avaient aucun sens. Vraiment, j'étais là. T'as pas remarqué les fringues ? I'm crazy about that. It was maybe more on Saturday than on Monday.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, but it didn't really prove the effect of these things. Well, listen, what's the proof?
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"Ariana Grande"
You don't need this bullshit! Anyway, I've always said that a beautiful woman is a woman from the cinema. Women are the treasures of this world. But after I say that, I'm a little mocked by the people who let themselves be seen by the trends. I bought an air fryer. No, no, except that the air fryer... It cooks! Yes, it's proven that it makes delicious dishes. It makes cooked chicken.
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"Ariana Grande"
I tried broccoli, I screwed up. Yes, but then you have to have notions of how to make food. It's happening, it's happening. Broccoli is very hard at the airfryer, if I may. You can't put too much, otherwise they will burn. Exactly what happened.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's an animal, the airfryer. No, but then, you're going to enjoy it. Because yes, you have to say it. So it upset me because you said... No, no, he made me guess, he said, guess what I bought. And I told him, do I have one? He said, no, I don't think so. You have an excuse at all to me, in fact. I made everyone shit with my airfryer, like all good shit. You make us shit with so many things.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's true. to the 3D printer now. It's the next step. You're in your new era.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It improved him. He said, I made a little magnetic hook to hook my keys. Imagine, he's at home, he's banding, he has his 3D printer. What more does it do to him, this guy? You do something, you revive the techno classes. You did a little trick for your keys. Exactly. No, but yes, yes, yes. I bought a VR headset and I love it. Do you use it? We talked about it in the last episode.
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"Ariana Grande"
Do you use it often? Porn is already exceptional, you have to say it. The first time I tried it, I found it too good. Videos in general, games, even stupid things like Beat Saber. I don't understand why it doesn't look so exceptional. Do you... When the image moves, but your body doesn't move, does it make you nauseous? No, not at all. That's why you love it. I can't, I fall.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There are games that look incredible and I hate them, but I want to yell at minute one. I know I vomited easily. It's in the subway.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Just the menu where you're in a room and you look everywhere and it's incredible. But it's true that I got tired of it very quickly.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It would have been great, the fiction on the internet. For VR cases, about two people on Earth would have been interested. It's true that I come from the internet fiction too, Topito. Did you shoot at Topito? Yes, I shot at Topito. Not bad. Did you know Louise?
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"Ariana Grande"
So, I didn't even do the presentation because we're not alone, obviously, we're with guests. What haven't we said about our first guest? She's with Pierre Lapin, the person we have the most guests in the Floodcast, since it's her 15th participation. We've seen her grow, die, vomit too. She's an actress, director, and how many talents?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Let's talk about that, let's talk about that, I like it. So, we did... I didn't hear you talk about it in any podcast. I tried to limit the impact of... No, but talk about it.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There was an incredible moment where, finally, it was almost going well. And then, I don't remember which comedian it was, but she plays Naked, obviously.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Oh shit. The humorist, tetanized, she leaves. We had a little bit of a dead atmosphere for 10 minutes.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, I was there, I was on set. They are influencers, they are 12, there are cameras everywhere and they do their job. And in fact, they never laugh. Never. They come to make a report. That's it.
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"Ariana Grande"
She appears in the Netflix series Supermal, released not long ago, on Netflix. She also takes care of the Cartel Comédie Club, 6 Rue de la Tacherie. She's a bit of our associate, she's our Isabelle Mergot. It's Justine Lefautier !
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
In fact, I would have spoken to them directly by saying, but damn, but you are laughing, you are a sub. I said, but you are paid for that, you can't even pretend.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's terrible. Yes, you can do a very good opening, but on the other hand, you can't do... In fact, the SNCF, they were great. Everything was part of a good idea. The idea, but wait, the public, it was only influencers. It was that the concept.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's really stupid to do that. I'm trying to make sure that the anecdote stays on the podcast.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, but... There's a very good BFM report where we had a Lepetier prom dog. And what made you want to do this, Justine? Oh, well, the money. Oh, I made a joke. Why did you do that? It was a joke because it's not true at all.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I could have said Chantal Natsou, I could have said... Yes, yes, of course, Bouvard.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est ce qu'on appelle dire la vérité en faisant... Genre c'est une blague.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, too. Yes. Listen, it suits me very well. Thank you for this little word, this little compliment.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Of course. I'll tell you the last ones that were in the hotels. Come on. I see that we don't care anymore. The glasses of view, fourth, and the teeth, you say. Fifth. Toothpaste, toothpaste, it's really... Toothpaste.
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"Ariana Grande"
But recently, I was in a hotel and I said to myself, it's crazy. What a life. Yeah, but I'm the fast life. There was, so there's soap, shampoo, there's no deodorant in stick. Although it's maybe quite practical, you know. You have to bring your deodorant to the hotel.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
You change it every time, you make a very small one. There are mini shampoos. You have to bring your shampoo. The planet, you don't give a fuck. You do everything, you do nothing.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, like you do with soap so you don't steal it. The toothpaste would be nice. There are some toothpaste. But this kit, I love it.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And there is a toilet case. But sometimes everything is the same. What is the size of your suitcase? There are two pairs of shoes, a toilet case. Sorry to put a small priority on hygiene when I'm in my suitcase. Is that where I don't understand you? Well, no, but... Écoutez, moi j'ai ma trousse de toilette qui est prête. Genre elle est faite, quoi, et genre j'ai juste à la mettre dans mon sac.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
T'es tout prêt, quoi. Il est niqué, là. Alors attends, à quel moment on a dit que je baissais pas ? C'est toi qui l'a dit. Non, j'ai dit que je bandais. Non, il a dit qu'il allait finir tout seul, c'est pas pareil. Ah oui, d'accord, tu pines tout le monde, d'accord. Non, non, mais après ! Non, non, il a dit qu'il allait finir tout seul, ça n'a rien à voir.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Very well, that's nice. Because yes, it's true, we have to tell people, we record at 9h32. It's never seen before.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est ça qu'a dit, j'ai ses livres, je vais rester ses livres. Je dis pas que c'est faux, je dis juste à quel moment on One or two, we'll see. In China, a man attacked... It's in 20 minutes.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
In China, a man attacked his wife in justice after the birth of their daughter.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's the father. No. The two are Chinese. It was a boy. No. It was a girl. No. It annoyed her. It's boring there. Because it's not her who gave birth. Yes, she's the one who gave birth. So, a little hint, he's a piece of shit.
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"Ariana Grande"
But it's not serious, Urbain. You have a life at 100 per hour. The name of our second guest is the Anagram of Bénur. And like him, he's a slave. mais des rires de son public. Et oui, il rendra son nouveau spectacle du 26 février au 1er mars à Lyon. Il anime plusieurs podcasts comme Plutôt Caustique, Fucked Up Movies ou encore Podcastos.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Maybe you leave pellets in your mother. It's better than what I did. Pellets in your mother, that's not bad. So, test the DNA. Chirurgic. Yeah. furious, decided to attack this false wife, got a divorce and pursued her in court to convince her to marry him without telling her the whole truth. And the judges stood by the side of the husband. It's completely stupid.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I had a friend, his son had a catamaran. He had hair, but only on the sides. He said, it's a catamaran. My son is a catamaran. It's terrible to say, but it's a catamaran.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
You can do whatever you want. Les gènes sont là. Mais par contre, pourquoi vouloir que son enfant soit beau ? En plus, les bébés beaux peuvent être des adultes.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
S'il avait choisi son nom comme pseudo, ce serait ridicule, mais tout va bien. C'est son prénom, c'est Urbain.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
We say everything, we say everything. We say everything, but wait, we say everything. I find it rarely ugly between 1 and 5, 6 years old. Ah yeah? Yes, for sure. There's no reason for them to be... I have two in my mind, I can tell you that I have them.
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"Ariana Grande"
Ah no, but you shouldn't see them together. But I find them all cute. I don't think the children... But because you look at them with twins, it's a bit fake. Yes, but cute and beautiful, it's not the same.
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"Ariana Grande"
I was also very ugly so I hated the other boys. You did a glow up. It's a disaster. I'm going very far. There was a handsome boy and he had a lot of buttons on his face. C'était horrible, je ne comprenais pas. Horrible, ouais, une photo récente là, terrible. Ah non, non, mais je dis moi juste qu'il était officiellement beau à l'époque. Pour les gens ? Mais sa tête vieillit très mal, quoi.
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"Ariana Grande"
Ça c'est souvent, mais moi je disais, non, je le trouvais moche à l'époque, et j'ai revu des photos, non, c'était un enfant laid, mais c'était le beau gosse, et je ne sais pas pourquoi. C'était le charisme ! I think it was charisma. Charisma of hitting other people. Dear friends, it's almost the end of this podcast.
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"Ariana Grande"
We're going to do the last little round of the table to have the cultural recommendations of each one. It can be a film, it can be a series, it can be a book, whatever you want. Adrien, I feel like he's got it. I'm going to start. Listen, I'm a Star Wars head.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's the new meta for me in my life. I love Star Wars. No, no, but I finished The Mandalorian and Disney Plus suggested the documentary Light and Magic. It talks about the creation of the company ILM, Industrial Light and Magic, which is the company of special effects that was created to make the first Star Wars and which later made the special effects of all the films.
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"Ariana Grande"
I had hair, normally, they took them off. They took them off numerically. No, and it's fascinating. And in fact, Like all documentaries or podcasts, the things that talk about creative things, even if we don't care about the context, even if we don't care about Star Wars in this case, even if we don't care about special effects,
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It always says fundamental things about the creative process, about the choices to make, about the human themes that are behind it. So it's always interesting, even if we get lost in all the context. And it's too interesting, it's too good, it shows how they really did it, with nothing, with old models of shit and just imagination and the desire to...
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
To do things differently and to dig your head to do things that no one had done before. And it's so interesting to watch. So, it's Morocco. Light and Magic on Disney+.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's a documentary series, so there are several episodes. I watched a little episode this morning because I'm a big baby. By the way... That was a revelation that I was apparently a big baby because I was watching stuff... Before going to school. I was watching Mandalorian before going to school.
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"Ariana Grande"
No, but in the morning, I always watch... So, because I would like to do a follow-up... I don't have time, I don't have time. He has a child. What do you do when you take your breakfast? I take care of my daughter, yeah. I give her breakfast. There you go.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I thought I was going to learn that there was a Superman series and you were in it. And it was Manu Payet and Superman.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, I'd love to see that. I can be very addicted to the videos of dogs where there's a GoPro at the end of something, and you just see their faces in very big shots, and it goes very fast behind them.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Now they say to themselves, we're going to put internet stuff in the movies. Ah yes, that's horrible.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
No, the worst is when Simba dabs. And does Gangnam Style. He does all the internet stuff. It's really terrible.
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"Ariana Grande"
You've relaunched them all, I feel like. You know, Fucked Up Movies, which had long breaks, there, for a few months, it's taken a little rhythm again. I would like you to come. We had Nicolas Bernot in the last one. I don't like horror movies too much. There are not only horror movies, there are also weird ones. What did you do with Bernot? Festen. Malsain, it counts.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There are maybe things that I could do. You can do Space Jam. The caption of the podcast is the movies that you don't want to see, you can hear them.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Il n'y a pas de problème là-dessus. Maintenant qu'on est entre couilles. Between people who apparently don't respect women.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I just want to watch the scene of Marielle, I just want to watch the scene of Jacques Villerey.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
You can even do a double program for you, the actors and the ball of the actresses of Mai Wen. Because it's kind of the same concept. Mai Wen, she did the ball of the actresses and it's only actresses in their own roles. The difference is that the average age of the actors is 75 and the ball of the actresses is rather 30-40.
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"Ariana Grande"
But you have the same, I don't know how many, but there is a quantity of actresses. It's going to be Marina Foy, Vanessa Paradis. C'est très cool. Et à Bertrand Blier en guest. Il y a un côté en plus, je fais le pendant féminin. Les salopes. Merci Bertrand.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Tu peux pivoter ton micro vers le bas, si tu veux éviter de te faire mal à la nuque. Parce que je te vois parler en... Il y a une girafe qui essaie de se nourrir.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I'm not going to say it. He's looking at him in the eyes. The musical hate.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là. C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là. C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là. And it's really, really cool. I really enjoyed it. By the way, let's take advantage of it. You're talking about the golden age. There's Michael and Kaito who are doing « Il a mis son sex » with all of us.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Toi, t'es un con, t'entends ? Allez, je me lève, comme au stade. Tu as fait le dry, toi ?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it was funny to see each other again in the context of a video. What's the concept of « Il a mis son sex » ? It's a song called « Il a mis son sex » in a Tupperware. Which they did 10 years ago. And they did a reboot of this song. 10 years later with an orchestra. In fact, it's a bit stylish. I don't want to spoil it, but...
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
But it made us happy because we all met again for the Zosketch shoot, so it was funny.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Well, I don't know if I've already recommended it, I've read it again. It's Adam Sandler's last special, Love You, because everyone talked a lot about the one before, which was great, where there was, among other things... Big shorts and basketballs.
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"Ariana Grande"
Big shorts and basketballs, the title. No, that's his comic duo. No, but I don't know what it's called. This one is the one directed by Josh Safdie, one of Safdie's brothers, who did a James cut, among other things, Good Times. And it's a... It's a one-man show that lasts an hour. It's on Netflix. And I like it because I don't know how to say it.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I'm not going to say that it's humble, but I don't know. It doesn't mean that the stand-up is pretentious, but there's a side.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, of course, but he manages to catch something. I'm just a guy who tells you stuff. Sometimes it's really even jokes. They are literally a guy going into a cafe. He has a joke, he has a song, he talks to his guy who plays the piano, it's really cool.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And there are also very absurd things of staging that happens during the film, since it's the Safdie brothers, so suddenly you have a character in the public and everything. It's a kind of Louis Boulga, and it's very funny, and there's a very, very beautiful song at the end of... I cried twice.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There's a song... The shame for me. Yeah, yeah, it was ridiculous there. No, but there's a song, in fact, there's a very cute song about his daughter that ends with a very big joke. And really, the joke made me laugh, cry, let's say, because really, I didn't see it coming. And the last one is an entire song about his love of comedy, where he thanks all the people who made him laugh.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
There's us in it, there's us. Listen, it's crazy. There's not us. It pissed me off, I cried. It's a great declaration of love to the comedy and I thought it was great. He's strong because he did a lot of shit mainstream stuff.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
It's 11.04, last little round of the table and we'll let you go, Urbain. So, all your podcasts. We can redo the list. Let's talk about the caustic.
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"Ariana Grande"
C'est un podcast de basket. Après, je n'y connais rien en basket. Après, je représente la France, donc c'est bon.
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"Ariana Grande"
At the end, it was Bordeaux, the big prouters. Now, Lyonnais on the right. The son of the mayor sent us a message. To tell us it's hilarious. It's a bit true. It's true. The doors of the tramway make noise of prout. Not in Bordeaux. And then, we're going to announce dates very soon.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's true that I heard you say that to make your smart guy in your podcasts. And then it makes little reels as a tribute and all, it pisses off his race. It's true, it's true, I was very first to say that. And you had already done that for Le Pen, that's what's really weird.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Yes, yes, yes, it's good, but... Not bad. And is there any way to release it somewhere?
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"Ariana Grande"
Les humoristes aiment bien jouer au cartel. Adrien Méniel. It's written. La Suisse. La Suisse, je vous prépare. Je vous transmettrai la date de mon euthanasie si vous voulez y assister. Ce sera en live sur ma chaîne Twitch. N'hésitez pas à sub. N'hésitez pas à sub dès maintenant. C'est ce qui finance. C'est ce qui va financer mon euthanasie. D'ici une quinzaine d'années.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Tu vois qu'il y a 27 viewers pour ta mort, ça te met encore plus le bourdon. Ah bah tu sais quoi ? Eh bah non.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Well, very good. The chat is dead again. It's not yet. And as for me, we are the kings on the channel. It works very well. So it's so much fun. Frankly, it's pretty crazy.
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"Ariana Grande"
Not as much as the podcast of Foresti. But we were in the top 5, the first films. It works very well. Put little notes. I was going to say, if we like the movie, and we have a little letterbox, a little critical sense.
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"Ariana Grande"
But that's not bad, because that's what I was saying, I don't remember who I was talking to, but there are really people who look at it, but they don't have any expectations, they take it like that. So really, they can be very violent, but it's really hilarious. Because it's really like, what is this idiot again?
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"Ariana Grande"
Because you have people who say, it's great, we enjoyed it, because our parents, it's always a personal thing, and right after that... I cut at the end of 30 minutes, it's shit, what is this shit? But suddenly it makes, I see that it makes humble.
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"Ariana Grande"
In fact, since there are two and that the film has worked, everything is fine. I obviously would not have the same speech if it had been a fiasco. But suddenly you're like me, you read everything. I read everything. Without criticism, you read everything. But what does it bring you to shit on someone's work? But it's funny. On your little stupid account there. No, but really, it's like, no, no.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And people will say, well yes, if you say good, why can't you say bad? You don't make a difference between the two?
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"Ariana Grande"
That will be the message of the day. I shit on Elon Musk, sorry! No, no, but you're a guy who makes his first... What's the point of going... But no, but people don't know, that's what I like.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
They don't know that it's not... But no, they don't know anything, that's funny.
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"Ariana Grande"
I answered once to a guy who thought it was ugly and who said that in addition to the green background, there is no green background in the film. So I was just allowed to say that it is just factually false. And in addition, you see, that's what the experts play. Acast powers the world's best podcasts Here's a show that we recommend This season on The Dream
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"Ariana Grande"
C'est soit la vérité, soit... Le premier fix d'héroïne. D'ailleurs, on invite tous les jours à le prendre, il n'y a aucun problème. Bien sûr. De toute façon, il est gratos, souvent. Bizarrement, moi, je n'ai pas fait, du coup, le dry January. Moi, je bois très peu d'alcool, mais du coup, j'en bois très peu. J'ai dû boire... Three beers in January.
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"Ariana Grande"
Did you take the opportunity to pee in front of people who struggled? I didn't even do it on purpose. For me, dry January, it's not even something I talk about. It's not a topic for me. So when people say, I do the dry, I say, ah yes, it's true that there is that which exists. I'm going to put myself behind the tie. I think we should do the opposite.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Thank you, Adrien. Adrien is a geek, so when he gets into something, he goes all out.
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"Ariana Grande"
C'est tout ? On pourrait mettre un poil de contexte, juste pour les gens. Je peux te mettre le contexte. Ou alors tu dis, écoutez tel épisode de mon... Je vous retrouverai le nom de l'épisode.
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"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, no, but that, I have a lot of friends who have anecdotes, and friends, not me, but who have anecdotes of pipioli getting older. No, but not every night. Old friends, huh? Yeah, very old. No, but you know, like once, but really like children. You're friends with children?
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"Ariana Grande"
No, but like once, I have a friend... But drunk a little or not? No, not too much, you know, like... It's weird. No, but he dreamed that he was going to the toilet, like when we were kids, and he peed a little in his... But not like, he didn't put mud to pee, you know, he just had two drops. You raised your hand too, you did the Statue of Liberty. When I pee... You pee like Elvis.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's very, very impressive. Ah yes, it's always a show anyway. Yes! Ah yes, okay. Hello, good evening and welcome. I see that I put a bad atmosphere at the beginning. But you erupted, you erupted like that in front of everyone. Hello, good evening and welcome to this new episode of the Floodcast. Adrien, how are you? I'm fine, I'm fine. No, no, no. I'd like you to tell us something.
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"Ariana Grande"
I always point to God when I pee. And yeah, he did three drops. But I have two or three friends... Three drops?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
You have to know that when you tell people, tell me anecdotes. Well, you have to remove 90% of the anecdotes that are false, unfortunately. You believe that? Ah, but be careful, Adrien Desbunks.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
He has a hard time letting himself be tempted. Are you in the conspiracy because the anecdotes are good? No, no, because... Sometimes you have a bit of that. Sometimes you say, yes, like by chance. And then you say, no, it's false. You say pipo. No, but I have the flair. He does pipo.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
I have the flair. But it's seen when it's false, what. Every time we say, tell us some anecdotes, you find anecdotes that start exactly the same. I was at my guy's and then he left telling me to knock on the door and then I went to piss. And then it's a different anecdote. We heard five anecdotes that started like that. You're out of your mind. But there's not just us.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
You look at the McFly and Carlito anecdotes, everything is wrong. The anecdote of Gad Elmaleh is fake, it's still an anecdote of Chiasse in a plastic bag.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
C'est chiasse dans les cheveux. T'imagines le niveau, je vais aller écrire une fausse anecdote et après il est content qu'on parle de son truc inventé. Bienvenue sur internet.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Tu es un petit innocent. In your opinion, where does dry January come from? And how does the broadcast game start?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And it was already anything. Intermittent dry. I don't drink at night. Otherwise, it's English. And it's 12 years old, right? It's English. It's strong. It's strong. It's from 2011. Emily Robinson, today director of the London Sports Charity Association, launches a challenge to keep in shape. She signed up for a semi-marathon in February.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And to find it so hard, she said, I'm going to stop drinking alcohol throughout January. It had a huge impact on my physical and mental health. Curious, her relatives keep questioning her to better understand what effects it had on her. Two years later, she joins the ONG Alcohol Change and launches the very first edition of Dry January, followed by 4,000 people.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Because Mr. Wemby. Because Mr. Chouine. But you did that too, Robert, by the way. Chouine in a podcast. And he gets what he wants.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
And the others who say, but you're a sick person. It's like when you say that you don't drink alcohol. People are always like, oh yeah, but why? How do you do it? I don't know, nothing. Why do you drink? There's no reason. There may be reasons, but there are also reasons not to. Why don't you poison yourself until you're really disgusting? Why don't you do that? I don't know. A few numbers.