Andy Fickman

And the guy stops, like very serious journalist.

And his translation to me is, you know that your name means man who fucks.

This then became the question that everyone asked me.

So at the end of the day, I go to the Disney rep, and he's like, how did it go?

And I'm like, just curious, when did you know my name?

He's like, oh, did they bring it up?

I'm like, always.

So that night, we had 1,000 people at this premiere.

Dwayne, and I've now told Dwayne and Carla Gugino that my name means a man of flux.

And what I hate is they're going to announce my name in front of all the children and I'll be ridiculed.

As a Jew in Germany, that's hard enough.

And a lot of them knew about my mailroom dance days and that was going to be bad.

Andy, by the way, translates into power bottom.

Power bottom.

So there we go.

The guy comes up, and I'm the first one announced.

They say, Andy Fickman.

The crowd breaks into thunderous laughter.

I walk the longest distance up, literally like I should just have a big dick on my head.

At which point...