Andy Rosen

They were in first class, too.

The gall.

I was right behind in Comfort Plus.

Can I tell you something?

I almost do this every time I go to Boise.

I never buy that ticket when I book the ticket.

But then as I get closer to the flight, I start getting a little nervous, thanks to you, because I'm absorbing your flight anxiety now for sure, that I go...

Oh, fuck, if I'm closer to the front of the plate and I know it's a smoother ride and I get to get off quick and I log on and I see, how much does it cost to upgrade?

It's usually $40 and I just do it.

It was how, okay, so you know on a lot of first class there's one seat on the left and then there's two on the right?

I was the first row that had two seats on the left.

Oh, okay.

And so there's only one seat in front.

I didn't guess, so I didn't see.

Because there was a little thing blocking the head.

No, there's a thing blocking the head.

Give him a little privacy.

So gross.

So I understand you're fine if you do one or two farts for the flight.

Well, forgivable, totally forgivable.