Andy Rosen

Last thing I want to tell you about, or did you have a question?

No, both flights.

And I hate, I guess I'm just going to tell you because you have such a phobia that I don't want to tell you.

Yeah.

But then I feel like you want me to tell you.

I do.

On the way there, I knew that they were having very high winds in Boise.

There was literally a wind warning in Boise.

So about a half hour earlier than you think would happen, they get on the speaker and they're like, we're going to turn the lights on.

And it was a nighttime flight.

And we're going to start prepping the cabin now because we're going to be hitting some turbulence on the way in.

So we got to prep early.

And I'm like, fuck.

Fuck, the lights come on, and I'm scared as hell, and I'm tightening my belt.

No turbulence, though.

It was like total false alarm.

Great.

On the way back, though, about midway in my flight, there were a couple big...

jumpy dippy bumpies and like i had already had my belt really cinched but like the guy next to me the first dip you saw him grab that thing and like lock it down it was one of the bigger bumps i've had in a long time dips i should say yeah i just hate it it's

Mommy is having fun.