Andy Samberg

Yes, we say windshield wiper for trucks. Ah, bien, bien, bien. And to the people of France who I let down, let me say, I am sorry. Or as we say in France, pardon. Or as I say in my home, pardon. Or... As they say in the bullpen of the office where I work, holy crap, that guy just knocked everything off my desk with his giant wang.

Yes, we say windshield wiper for trucks. Ah, bien, bien, bien. And to the people of France who I let down, let me say, I am sorry. Or as we say in France, pardon. Or as I say in my home, pardon. Or... As they say in the bullpen of the office where I work, holy crap, that guy just knocked everything off my desk with his giant wang.

Yes, we say windshield wiper for trucks. Ah, bien, bien, bien. And to the people of France who I let down, let me say, I am sorry. Or as we say in France, pardon. Or as I say in my home, pardon. Or... As they say in the bullpen of the office where I work, holy crap, that guy just knocked everything off my desk with his giant wang.

Yeah, I don't know. It's how you say, ah, bien, bien, bien. And to everyone out there who say, I should have talked, I did. Why, if I may ask, are you talking about this now? It happened so long ago. Do you know what else is so long? I do. I do. My gift. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's how you say, ah, bien, bien, bien. And to everyone out there who say, I should have talked, I did. Why, if I may ask, are you talking about this now? It happened so long ago. Do you know what else is so long? I do. I do. My gift. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's how you say, ah, bien, bien, bien. And to everyone out there who say, I should have talked, I did. Why, if I may ask, are you talking about this now? It happened so long ago. Do you know what else is so long? I do. I do. My gift. Yeah, yeah.

As for right now, I left for New York as soon as the Olympics ended, but I travel very slowly on account of my, how you say, big old floppy wiener? Stop saying how you say. But is that how you say? Big old floppy wiener? Yes! That's how we say. Ah, bien, bien. Excusez-moi for a moment. I am so hungry, Seth. Oh, Seth, do you know what this reminds you of? It doesn't.

As for right now, I left for New York as soon as the Olympics ended, but I travel very slowly on account of my, how you say, big old floppy wiener? Stop saying how you say. But is that how you say? Big old floppy wiener? Yes! That's how we say. Ah, bien, bien. Excusez-moi for a moment. I am so hungry, Seth. Oh, Seth, do you know what this reminds you of? It doesn't.

As for right now, I left for New York as soon as the Olympics ended, but I travel very slowly on account of my, how you say, big old floppy wiener? Stop saying how you say. But is that how you say? Big old floppy wiener? Yes! That's how we say. Ah, bien, bien. Excusez-moi for a moment. I am so hungry, Seth. Oh, Seth, do you know what this reminds you of? It doesn't.

It doesn't remind me of anything. I bet it does a little bit.

It doesn't remind me of anything. I bet it does a little bit.

It doesn't remind me of anything. I bet it does a little bit.

I mean, if anyone can make jokes about people with huge dongs, it's a guy with a tiny one. Okay. Surprised you're willing to admit that.

I mean, if anyone can make jokes about people with huge dongs, it's a guy with a tiny one. Okay. Surprised you're willing to admit that.

I mean, if anyone can make jokes about people with huge dongs, it's a guy with a tiny one. Okay. Surprised you're willing to admit that.

Hey, Seth. Yeah? Do you think this is going to win late night on Vulture.com this week? No, I do not. Okay. Oh, Seth, I saw your friend Colin Jost was at the Olympics. Is it true he lost a foot? No. No, he had an infection, but he didn't lose a foot. Ah, I see. Do you know how I could lose a foot? How? Cut off a third of my d***!

Hey, Seth. Yeah? Do you think this is going to win late night on Vulture.com this week? No, I do not. Okay. Oh, Seth, I saw your friend Colin Jost was at the Olympics. Is it true he lost a foot? No. No, he had an infection, but he didn't lose a foot. Ah, I see. Do you know how I could lose a foot? How? Cut off a third of my d***!

Hey, Seth. Yeah? Do you think this is going to win late night on Vulture.com this week? No, I do not. Okay. Oh, Seth, I saw your friend Colin Jost was at the Olympics. Is it true he lost a foot? No. No, he had an infection, but he didn't lose a foot. Ah, I see. Do you know how I could lose a foot? How? Cut off a third of my d***!

Okay. So the night of the murder, you met with Robert in the surgical suite. Why there? Why not your office? I was just preparing for the next day's surgeries. Don't you have an assistant who does that? I'm a meticulous person. I'm careful how I do things.

Okay. So the night of the murder, you met with Robert in the surgical suite. Why there? Why not your office? I was just preparing for the next day's surgeries. Don't you have an assistant who does that? I'm a meticulous person. I'm careful how I do things.