Andy Samberg

Well, he goes to that place for... I haven't watched Total Recall in decades either, but he goes to a video game place for a virtual reality experience to see what could life have been like if I hadn't sold my childhood to a hospital.

That's part of his exciting fantasy, right? That's not what's really happening. Or is it?

That's part of his exciting fantasy, right? That's not what's really happening. Or is it?

That's part of his exciting fantasy, right? That's not what's really happening. Or is it?

But let me put it this way. If you were a 12 year old who became a doctor and miss your entire adolescence, you might be like into like, oh, what if a girl had three tits? Like you missed a crucial part of growing up and being a teenager and kind of maturing. Right.

But let me put it this way. If you were a 12 year old who became a doctor and miss your entire adolescence, you might be like into like, oh, what if a girl had three tits? Like you missed a crucial part of growing up and being a teenager and kind of maturing. Right.

But let me put it this way. If you were a 12 year old who became a doctor and miss your entire adolescence, you might be like into like, oh, what if a girl had three tits? Like you missed a crucial part of growing up and being a teenager and kind of maturing. Right.

I'm just saying there's some pretty immature stuff in Total Recall that Quaid's mind is thinking up.

I'm just saying there's some pretty immature stuff in Total Recall that Quaid's mind is thinking up.

I'm just saying there's some pretty immature stuff in Total Recall that Quaid's mind is thinking up.

Yeah, he didn't get to go to college and experiment and do stuff. Yes. And that's why he needs excitement. That all tracks. It's his gap year recall. That's what it is. It's his rumspringa.

Yeah, he didn't get to go to college and experiment and do stuff. Yes. And that's why he needs excitement. That all tracks. It's his gap year recall. That's what it is. It's his rumspringa.

Yeah, he didn't get to go to college and experiment and do stuff. Yes. And that's why he needs excitement. That all tracks. It's his gap year recall. That's what it is. It's his rumspringa.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, but that's another great shirt. Doogie Quaid. Because Sharon Stone, like, as a term of endearment, can be like, Doogie, why do you need to go to the mind-altering place? Our life's exciting enough as it is, Doogie. Yes. Has anyone else named Douglas ever been called Doogie, I guess?

No, but that's another great shirt. Doogie Quaid. Because Sharon Stone, like, as a term of endearment, can be like, Doogie, why do you need to go to the mind-altering place? Our life's exciting enough as it is, Doogie. Yes. Has anyone else named Douglas ever been called Doogie, I guess?

No, but that's another great shirt. Doogie Quaid. Because Sharon Stone, like, as a term of endearment, can be like, Doogie, why do you need to go to the mind-altering place? Our life's exciting enough as it is, Doogie. Yes. Has anyone else named Douglas ever been called Doogie, I guess?

Yeah, it's short for Douglas.