Andy Samberg

I feel like the boogers should be going straight down.

The boogers should be going straight down.

The fact that the boogers are over the mustache is disconcerting.

And I don't care for it.

I wish we had just chosen a different name, but we were trying to do deliberately the dumbest thing you can do, which we are doing.

But other than that, what a relief that it's five stars.

I will say that short, though, really makes me respect Sarsgaard.

Like, he's great.

He's really great.

And it makes me also want to work with Katy Perry.

They really sell it.

She's really good.

oh wow that's really big of you to say yeah well because he's a booger man do you think if you saw him on the street he'd know he was in booger man like really hey remember booger man yeah i don't think so he'd be like what i don't remember all right what if we hired an extra maybe this lady maybe somebody else oh god like just wait outside his house and then when he walks out just have somebody be like hey booger man do you think he looks

If he looks.

Or like an autograph hound, but the printout that they're having him sign, is he still from Boogerman?

Oh, that.

Like, you wait outside.

Like, the next time he does... He's like, why am I... I mean, it's my face with yellow snot, but why?

Why?

He's my roommate, so... So, guys, Boogerman.