Andy Zaltzman
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Are they drinking enough?
We've all been there.
Another Parliament-related question.
What will not be happening ever again in Parliament?
Is this the hereditary peers thing?
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I mean, is it slightly ironic that this week in which we're glorying in one relic of medieval feudalism in America, we've ditched another?
The Prime Minister gave a speech in which he claimed the tide could be turning on what?
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The Prime Minister took some time out from his hectic schedule of failing to engage with the voting public to make a speech on the contemporary social scourge that is shoplifting.
Current anti-shoplifting measures have proved ineffective.
These have included putting cardboard cutouts of a disappointed-looking Rachel Reeves by the door.
Ray Winston voiced PA announcements and nailing potato waffles to the ceiling.
Well, that brings us to the end of this week's News Quiz.
So our winners are Cindy and Simon with 12.
Ashley and Vittorio have 11.
Just some breaking news reaching us.
Amidst continuing concern about the inadequacy of Britain's defence spending and the ballooning welfare budget, of which pensions is the biggest part, the government has just announced that all pensioners will be redeployed to the armed forces.
Thank you for listening to the News Quiz.