Angela Kinsey

All right. So when we broke down this episode, I said that none of the jokes had any endings, that they were just the beginning. But this joke does have an ending. This is a very famous joke about a naval ship and a lighthouse. Although as soon as you say lighthouse, you kind of ruin the joke. But here it is. I'm going to tell you the joke. The joke is it's a transcript.

All right. So when we broke down this episode, I said that none of the jokes had any endings, that they were just the beginning. But this joke does have an ending. This is a very famous joke about a naval ship and a lighthouse. Although as soon as you say lighthouse, you kind of ruin the joke. But here it is. I'm going to tell you the joke. The joke is it's a transcript.

The naval ship says, please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The response is, recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The U.S. ship responds, this is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. And the reply is, no, I say again, you divert your course.

The naval ship says, please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The response is, recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The U.S. ship responds, this is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. And the reply is, no, I say again, you divert your course.

The naval ship says, please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The response is, recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. The U.S. ship responds, this is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. And the reply is, no, I say again, you divert your course.

So the ship says, this is the aircraft carrier USS Coral Sea. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course now. And the reply is, this is a lighthouse. Your call. That's the joke. That's a good one. But since we are talking about jokes, I thought maybe we could go around and each share one of our most favorite clean go-to jokes. Okay.

So the ship says, this is the aircraft carrier USS Coral Sea. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course now. And the reply is, this is a lighthouse. Your call. That's the joke. That's a good one. But since we are talking about jokes, I thought maybe we could go around and each share one of our most favorite clean go-to jokes. Okay.

So the ship says, this is the aircraft carrier USS Coral Sea. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course now. And the reply is, this is a lighthouse. Your call. That's the joke. That's a good one. But since we are talking about jokes, I thought maybe we could go around and each share one of our most favorite clean go-to jokes. Okay.

Why? He didn't have enough dough. Oh, Angela knew it.

Why? He didn't have enough dough. Oh, Angela knew it.

Why? He didn't have enough dough. Oh, Angela knew it.

Well, Ange, it's funny. I'm going to share Lee's favorite joke. Okay. Okay. A grasshopper walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, oh, my gosh, we have a drink named after you. And he says, you have a drink named Bill? Thank you, Sam.

Well, Ange, it's funny. I'm going to share Lee's favorite joke. Okay. Okay. A grasshopper walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, oh, my gosh, we have a drink named after you. And he says, you have a drink named Bill? Thank you, Sam.

Well, Ange, it's funny. I'm going to share Lee's favorite joke. Okay. Okay. A grasshopper walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, oh, my gosh, we have a drink named after you. And he says, you have a drink named Bill? Thank you, Sam.

Clearly, clearly when Steve goes into the chili, that was it. That's all they had in them. They couldn't make it through. Well, final tidbit, everyone. I'm calling this prop trick of the trade. At nine minutes and 40 seconds, Dwight has a talking head in the kitchen and there is a can of wet ones by the sink.

Clearly, clearly when Steve goes into the chili, that was it. That's all they had in them. They couldn't make it through. Well, final tidbit, everyone. I'm calling this prop trick of the trade. At nine minutes and 40 seconds, Dwight has a talking head in the kitchen and there is a can of wet ones by the sink.

Clearly, clearly when Steve goes into the chili, that was it. That's all they had in them. They couldn't make it through. Well, final tidbit, everyone. I'm calling this prop trick of the trade. At nine minutes and 40 seconds, Dwight has a talking head in the kitchen and there is a can of wet ones by the sink.

They are clearly the brand wet ones, but they have whited out the T in wet and the O in ones. So it actually says weenus. Everybody, this is a prop trick of the trade. They do this on sets to obscure a label or a logo. That way they don't have to make a fake one or a blank one. Or pay for the company, like product placement. Yes.

They are clearly the brand wet ones, but they have whited out the T in wet and the O in ones. So it actually says weenus. Everybody, this is a prop trick of the trade. They do this on sets to obscure a label or a logo. That way they don't have to make a fake one or a blank one. Or pay for the company, like product placement. Yes.

They are clearly the brand wet ones, but they have whited out the T in wet and the O in ones. So it actually says weenus. Everybody, this is a prop trick of the trade. They do this on sets to obscure a label or a logo. That way they don't have to make a fake one or a blank one. Or pay for the company, like product placement. Yes.